Robbo
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PMSL 
Garry, you have to suck my cock. this is the only way to prove your loyalty
... Garry has sucked my cock, he is now a dedicated member of team america
LMAO!
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Ally
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i am still waiting for screen select to post me my copy 
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CorsAsh
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Bak! Durk durk allah - durka durka... muhammed jihad...
Ahhhhh, durka durka durka!
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Robbo
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Spottswoode: Remember, there is no "I" in "Team America".
Intelligence: [pause] Yes there is.
Spottswoode: Gary is the kind of man that understands, when you put another man's cock in your mouth, you make a pact.
Tim Robbins: Let me tell you how all this works: you see, Team America is funded by the corporations, so they fight for the corporations... while they sit in their corporation buildings... and they're all corporation-y... and they make lots of money!
Kim Jong Il: It will be 911 times 2356.
Chris: My god, that's... I don't even know what that is!
Kim Jong Il: Nobody does!
Kim Jong Il: And now da destwuction of de worurd is inedidable
Lisa: It's what?
Kim Jong Il: Ine - ine - inedidable.
Lisa: One more time...
Kim Jong Il: I said, da destwuction of da worurd is inedible. God damn, open your fuckin' eaws, girw!
Kim Jong Il: Hans Brix? Oh no! Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans!
Hans Blix: Mr. Il, I was supposed to be allowed to inspect your palace today, but your guards won't let me enter certain areas.
Kim Jong Il: Hans, Hans, Hans! We've been frew this a dozen times. I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?
Hans Blix: Then let me look around, so I can ease the UN's collective mind. I'm sorry, but the UN must be firm with you. Let me in, or else.
Kim Jong Il: Or else what?
Hans Blix: Or else we will be very angry with you... and we will write you a letter, telling you how angry we are.
Kim Jong Il: OK, Hans. I'll show you. Stand to your reft.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left]
Kim Jong Il: A rittle more.
Hans Blix: [Moves to the left again]
Kim Jong Il: Good.
^^
SOme of the better quotes My fave coz of the waving ....
Joe: It looks like one of the terrorists is saying something.
Gary Johnston: [waving the distress signal towards Joe and Chris] It's me! It's me!
Chris: What's he saying?
Joe: I think he's saying, 'Kiss me! Kiss me!'
Chris: SMART-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!
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Robbo
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MATT DAMON
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Robbo
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Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
Lisa: Promise me you'll never die and I'll make love to you right now.
Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.
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CorsAsh
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"A limousine that can fly - now I HAVE seen everything!"
"Really, Gary, have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"No..."
"Then you HAVEN'T seen everything!"
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Robbo
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Ronery....
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CorsAsh
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You have balls... I like balls
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chr15barn3s
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lmao such a funny film
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Jay
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
"A limousine that can fly - now I HAVE seen everything!"
"Really, Gary, have you ever seen a man eat his own head?"
"No..."
"Then you HAVEN'T seen everything!"
Whats this off, ive heard this before, very recently 
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Robbo
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Team America 
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Matt H
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Ace film 
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Dom
Ive just converted a few sound bites from Team America into AMR sound files for mobiles  - so you can use them for ringtones etc etc
Aids Aids Aids (song)
America, Fuck Yeah (song)
Derka Derka
Inemidable
Inspect That
EDIT - they work fine on my 6600
[Edited on 09-02-2005 by Dom]
Thank you Dominican Republic
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CorsAsh
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DOM!!! Fix the links!!!
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richard_syko
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I got sound track if you want Ash?
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CorsAsh
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I got the film mate 
Was posting those to try and be kind to anyone who didnt know the quotes...
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richard_syko
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Sex scene was messed up.
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Nismo
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Herroooooooooooooo
its all ive been saying all week
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Ojc
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I will not watch it, if it was team England I would watch it.
BTW, USA vs England tomorrow, we better stuff them.
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Chump
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'...I'm so ronerrry...'
http://www.exbyte.net/media/flash/191/Kim_Jong__Im_So_Lonely_Team_America.html
[Edited on 27-05-2005 by Chump]
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Mad Moe
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Has anyone got the 'dicks fuck assholes' speech on mp3? been looking for it for ages
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Natalie
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Herrroooooo 
Great film 
'I know I can trust him, cos he sucked my cock'
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Cavey
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8 6 the kick off for tomorrow's game is. WEIRD.
gonna watch the film again now 
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Robbo
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