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Author If Retailers started making their own condoms
Danny P
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Registered: 20th Nov 02
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22nd May 05 at 10:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good
Minstrels Condoms - melt in our mouth , not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - the real thing
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going
Pringles condoms - once you pop you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail condom - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim !!!
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with hole
TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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22nd May 05 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold.
Danny P
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22nd May 05 at 10:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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22nd May 05 at 10:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats been round more times than Schumachers been round a race track
Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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22nd May 05 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
aint seen that before... hehe some good ones though!!
CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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22nd May 05 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by h18_oab
thats been round more times than Charlene's been down the GUM clinic



 
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