leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Another joke what might have been posted
> > Two couples were playing poker one evening.
> > John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down
> > under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't
> > wearing any underwear under her dress!
> >
> > Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on
> > the table and emerged red-faced.
> >
> > Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife
> > followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
> > Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well indeed
> > he did.
> >
> > She said, " Well, you can have it but it will
> > cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial
> > and
> > moral costs of this offer, John confirms that he is interested. She
> > tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons and John
> > doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
> >
> > When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.
> > sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the
> > bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. John quickly dressed
> > and left. As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering
> > the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house this
> > afternoon?"
> >
> > With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why
> > yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart
> > nearly
> > skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you
> > $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after
> > mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give
> > me $500."
> >
> > Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying,
> > "Good, I was hoping he did. John came by the office this morning and
> > borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this
> > afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
> >
> > Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!
> >
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