Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
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A hip young man goes out and buys a 1967 Ferrari GTO . It is the best and
most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He takes
it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old woman on a
moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old woman
looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car
ya' got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A 1967 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million
dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old woman, shocked. "Why does it cost so
much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude
proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?"
"Sure," replies the owner. So the old woman pokes her head in the window and
looks around. Leaning back on her moped, the old woman says, "That's a
pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides
to show the old woman what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30
seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his
rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what
it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much
faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks
himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It
goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the
old woman on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" Again,
he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into
the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and
it IS the old woman!!! Of course, the moped and the old woman are hurting
for certain. He runs up to the dying old woman and says, "You're badly hurt!
Is there anything I can do for you?" The old woman moans and replies, "Yes,
Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"
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Edd
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TNM
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lewie
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Reepah
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Reepah
You can't use my own joke on me a hole I posted that a year ago 
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Robbo
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LMAO
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Reepah
You can't use my own joke on me a hole I posted that a year ago
he can and he did
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dave17
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Reepah
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Pablo
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Ive seen this on en email today
 I laughed
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Reepah
Much better PMSL
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
he can and he did
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Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by P4UL
Ive seen this on en email today
I laughed
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Edd_20
he can and he did
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sukhwant
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Tom
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Ren
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is it just me, or did looking at that baby yawn, make you yawn too
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