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Originally posted by Cavey
I believe she's informing you that this letter may not actually be from Malcolm Glazer to Manchester United fans

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Originally posted by TNM
some one has too much time on their hands to come up with that!

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Originally posted by Ojc
Fat bastard American.

Maybe we should all unite and purchase New York Wankees and see how the Americans like it.

Fcuking fat, petrol gussling, rude, foul, disgusting Americans.

NUKE THEM

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Originally posted by vibrio
I could not be arsed reading it

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Originally posted by --Dave--
>Dear Soccer fans,
>
>As you all know, I've been looking to buy the United's of Manchester for a
>little while now. I've also heard that some of you may not be too happy
>about me using, sorry, buying the club in order to reach new heights and
>also, that I may not be a fan. Well fear not, as i'm writing this personal
>letter to let you know that i'm a genuine fan of you blue devils. I began
>rooting for the United's back in 1992 when our little Malcolm JR was
>practising those Soccer home runs out in the yard. I loved the way you
>turned defence into offence, and the way that Bobby Shearer used to top
>half
>it into the goal bag. Oh man, that play was hot. My son tells me that you
>even out-zoned your City rivals Southampton in the 4th quarter of the FA
>World series. As for your current team, that Rude guy is awesome!!!! I see
>a
>profitable future at the United, with the young talent of Cristiano Rooney
>(man, that guy can dance!) and Peter Shilton giving us hope in defeating
>the
>evil Russian tyranny which assaults the freedom of our beloved Soccer. With
>the marketing potential of those Neville brothers and that Pearce dude
>leading the team, we can all look to acheiving our beliefs of a better
>future. Especially when I add Alexei Lalas and Cobi Jones to the starting
>15. Now to you, the fans. I've been to see the United's play once before,
>and the respect you pay your team in silently admiring the play out on the
>pitch was overwhelming. Because of this, i've just purchased a new £45
>million mansion in the Manchester to be close to you guys. And more good
>news is i'm planning to add an extra 10,000 seats through corporate boxes
>so
>more genuine blue devils can experience the play. What's with the prawn
>sandwiches I had to eat when I was there? Well, rest assured, it'll be
>super
>size prawn baguettes when I take charge. I can't wait to come over to the
>Manchester isles, as I love the country, especially the beaches and the hot
>chicks. I hope you can all see my vision of this future, with new shirt
>sponsors (Dunkin Donuts) and new team name (The Manchester Gloom) i'm sure
>things are looking bright. *Further good news for you guys is that i've
>just
>agreed a partnership deal with McDonalds, who will help in promoting the
>Manchester brand. This will involve re-naming the stadium to 'McTrafford'
>as
>well as an exciting launch of Manchester Gloom plastic fan toys in every
>happy meal. Cristiano Rooney will be the face of this campaign and during
>this, he will be marketed globally as Roonald McDonald. TOUCHDOWN! Take
>care
>dudes.
>
>Regards,
>
>Malcolm Glazier
>

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