leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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>>A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this
>>HUGE
>>African American guy standing next to him. The big guys sees the
little
>>guy
>>staring at him, looks down and says:
>>"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 14 inch penis, 1 pound left testicle, 1
pound
>>right testicle,...Turner Brown."
>>
>>The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels
>>down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says, "What's
wrong
>>with
>>you?" In a weak voice the little guys says, "What EXACTLY did you say
to
>>me?"
>>
>>The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give
you
>>the
>>answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
>>weight
>>350 pounds, I have a 14 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 1 pound,
my
>>right testicle weighs 1 pound and my name is Turner Brown."
>>
>>The small guy says, "Turner Brown?
>>Thank God! I thought you said "Turn around."
>>
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