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Author BOSS jOKE
Munchie
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3rd May 05 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A married couple were lyin in bed rite, an they adnt ad sex for ages, just totally dried up. The fella's lyin there readin a book, next minute he puts it down, moves his hand towards his missus an starts rubbin er gash. 5 seconds later he stops, picks up his book an carries on readin.

Now this got the wife thinkin, he wants a bit him, get in! so she moves over, an starts fondlin his nob an tha.

The fella looks at er an goes, 'what the fuck r u doin?'
an she repies, 'I thought u wanted some?'
the fella looks puzzled an says, 'Oh i yeah, as if i'd wanna go near u'
an she goes, 'well what was with u playin with me down there?'
an he replies, 'i needed some wet to turn the page of me book ye soft cunt!'
Greg W
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PMSL
Bart
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nice spelling tho
3CorsaMeal
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why would she be wet if they not having sex, nor in an aroused state?
Hammer
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maybe she pisses the bed?
Munchie
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quote:
Originally posted by Bart


nice spelling tho


COPY AND PASTE
CorsAsh
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3rd May 05 at 14:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
on the rag? would make an effective bookmark too...
Skipz
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
on the rag? would make an effective bookmark too...


3CorsaMeal
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[Edited on 04-05-2005 by Adam]
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[Edited on 04-05-2005 by Adam]
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[Edited on 04-05-2005 by Adam]
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[Edited on 04-05-2005 by Adam]
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[Edited on 04-05-2005 by Adam]
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stuartmitchell
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pmsl at the copying and pasteing
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