Karen
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Registered: 9th Jul 03
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
He means stand outside with them in your ears.
o right 
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R Lee
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karen, you're a dummy and a half.
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Karen
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
karen, you're a dummy and a half.
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R Lee
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go sit in the corner and think about how silly you are.
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Karen
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quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
go sit in the corner and think about how silly you are.
Do I get a spanked bum 
[Edited on 30-04-2005 by foxy lady]
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R Lee
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i'm not driving all the way oop there to give you a spanking.
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Karen
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R Lee
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Are you paying for petrol?
If so, i might consider it.
I charge £35 per hour for my services, which i think is very reasonable.
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Karen
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£35 
Bargain  
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R Lee
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Are you calling me a cheap man-whore? 
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Karen
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Do u want to be a cheap man-whore? 
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R Lee
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yeah
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Karen
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haha good boy
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Colin
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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Use your eating utensils from the outside in. If you are unsure about anything, watch your host or others around you. Use them delicately so you avoid a lot of noise as they touch the plate.
Pass to your right. If someone asks for the salt, pass both salt and pepper.
Your beverages should be on the right of your plate and food like bread and salad on your left. This will help you avoid eating or drinking someone else's food.
If soup is served, remember to spoon away from you. This helps stop the drips. Leave the spoon turned over in the bowl when you are finished.
Hold your knife in your palm with three fingers around it, the index finger on the top, and your thumb on the inside of it.
After you have cut a piece of food, put your knife down on your plate with the blade to the inside and switch your fork to your other hand to eat.
Don't reach for something on the table; always ask the person nearest to it or to you to pass it.
Tear off a small piece of bread to butter. Never butter the whole slice. Lay your butter knife down with the blade to the inside.
Use your knife or a piece of bread to help corral the pesky vegetables, never your finger.
Talk to everyone around you, but don't yell at someone down the table.
Don't put your elbows on the table... unless you are cutting something that requires both hands, your idle hand should be in your lap.
Coffee usually comes with a teaspoon you can use to add sugar or stir.
When you are finished eating, place your knife and fork in the middle of the plate with the handles resting on the plate.
Fork prongs should be turned down and the knife blade turned in.
Place the napkin to the right side of your plate or on your chair when you get up.
[Edited on 01-05-2005 by Antz]
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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paul j stylee post ^
u in a dress 
ur cam can take 10sec vids
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Nismo
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I love posh doo's
i like to stand out so i wore white even though it was a black tie dinner
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Nismo
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^^^oh and i was also drinking wine from the bottle
i got some funny looks
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by foxy lady
Its a bit posh and I gotta wear a dress
Its the finals of the Bar Personality of the Year award and its a posh do with free champagne and wine and everything else and 5 course meal.
Oh yeah what way do u hold the knife and fork? I dont want to look stupid
best not take Ian then
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
I love posh doo's
i like to stand out so i wore white even though it was a black tie dinner
was it stand next to the twat in the shite jacket photo comp
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Nismo
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he earns a heel of allot more than you so he can where what he wants 
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vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
he earns a heel of allot more than you so he can where what he wants
he may earn more but I look a lot cooler which is more important
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stuartmitchell
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just get a happy meal and sit in the corner.....
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Nismo
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quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
he earns a heel of allot more than you so he can where what he wants
he may earn more but I look a lot cooler which is more important
there is that
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Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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quote:
Originally posted by Icy
paul j stylee post ^
u in a dress
ur cam can take 10sec vids
Yeah, but mine meant something... Paul's are just bollocks
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