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leeshez

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26th Apr 05 at 22:29

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant
you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank
you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to. " The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most
beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the
most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world
and he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's
okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So,
KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of
the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let
them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a
woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you women
never listen!

James

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26th Apr 05 at 22:31

Antz

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26th Apr 05 at 22:35

On that note... bed time!

Adam_B

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26th Apr 05 at 22:41

ace!

Sam.S

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26th Apr 05 at 22:56

class!!!!

Nath

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26th Apr 05 at 22:57

bree

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26th Apr 05 at 23:00

whatever!!! u guys just keep thinkin that way and thats why everytime we win and u lose!!!!

dave17

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26th Apr 05 at 23:01

quote:
Originally posted by babygirl
whatever!!! u guys just keep thinkin that way and thats why everytime we win and u lose!!!!

taxi for 1

R Lee

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26th Apr 05 at 23:02

bree

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26th Apr 05 at 23:05

quote:
Originally posted by dave17

quote:
Originally posted by babygirl
whatever!!! u guys just keep thinkin that way and thats why everytime we win and u lose!!!!

taxi for 1

hmmmm i dunno could be for 2

dave17

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26th Apr 05 at 23:07

doubt it

bree

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26th Apr 05 at 23:08

never doubt the power of a woman

R Lee

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26th Apr 05 at 23:12

it would be for 2 technically.
unless she was going to drive it...

fuck it, women are not clever.

dave17

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26th Apr 05 at 23:16

WTF, u dont say, 'il get a cab on my own, but no i wont, coz the taxi driver was there' PMSL

shh richard

[Edited on 26-04-2005 by dave17]

R Lee

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26th Apr 05 at 23:18

shhhh...

dave17

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26th Apr 05 at 23:21

let me tell you about a guy i know called SHHHHHHHHHH

R Lee

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26th Apr 05 at 23:23

go on... tell me

dave17

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26th Apr 05 at 23:24

ok, u listening.......

shhhhhhhh

R Lee

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26th Apr 05 at 23:24

bree

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27th Apr 05 at 01:29

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
it would be for 2 technically.
unless she was going to drive it...

fuck it, women are not clever.

so u say but still u lads need us

IntaCepta

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27th Apr 05 at 03:50

5chaap2k

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27th Apr 05 at 06:34

P.S.: didn't feel like reading the entire post..

vibrio

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27th Apr 05 at 10:37

quote:
Originally posted by babygirl

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
it would be for 2 technically.
unless she was going to drive it...

fuck it, women are not clever.

so u say but still u lads need us

for what

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