drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house? The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
What do you say to a Chav? Big Mac with fries please
What do you call a chav in a suit? The accused
What do you call a Chav at university. The cleaner.
What do you call a chav in a library? Lost
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house? The burglar.
What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit.
What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted.
What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
What do you say to a Chav(with a job)? Big Mac with fries please
What do you call a chav in a suit? The accused
What do you call a Chav at university. The cleaner.
What do you call a chav in a library? Lost
that's what it should be. how old are these now. 
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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Dunno, never seen em before and got them emailed to me  Ah well
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Richie B
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Registered: 18th Apr 04
Location: Newcastle
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lol, seen them a while ago, some are still good though
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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drunkenfool you slag, you going to buy PVS tickets? 
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drunkenfool
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Yes Willay, def comin, will know how many in the next week. Fitted reyland 4 pots today, going to the bodyshop monday and engine going back in on may 17th, its all coming together! 
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willay
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order some tickets
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