Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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Toward the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and
found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball
back into play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the
patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old
woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it
took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you
won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.
Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of
your life. As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for
anything the rest of your life!!!!!"
Then POOF!......she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Fred,
where are you?"
Fred yells back. "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred, for the love of God, DON'T
SWING!!!!!"
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dirtydan
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lol
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richard_syko
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Half Pint
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Carr
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Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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lol
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Charlene
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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Smiffie
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Carly
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quality
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