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Smiffie
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11th Apr 05 at 20:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if you've heard it before then gtf with your 'old' comments

A man escapes from the prison where he has spent the last 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the man out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck,
then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the
husband say's to his wife: "Listen this guys an escaped convict,
Look at his clothes! He has probably spent a very long time in jail and
hasn't seen a woman in years.”

“I saw how he kissed your neck". "If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, do whatever he tells you to". "Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. He's probably very dangerous. If he gets angry he'll kill us. Be strong
honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he was gay, thought you were cute,
and asked if we had any Vaseline in the house.
I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey ............I love you too".
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_Allan_
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What's brown and half eaten???




The Popes Easter Egg!!!
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Smiffie
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
What's brown and half eaten???




The Popes Easter Egg!!!



chadjpr
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
What's brown and half eaten???




The Popes Easter Egg!!!



Charlene
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Skipz
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LOL!
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