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Icy
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9th Apr 05 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
German guy approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex vit you".

"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £80 an hour".
"zis is goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky".

"No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky".

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your limbs".

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs to her hands and knees.

"Now you vill get on your hans und knees" She duly does this, balancing on the springs."You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you."

She finds this odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying.

The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered the breath to say: "That was totally amazing, what do you call that?"






"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique".
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CorsAsh
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Old like your ancestors Icy.
jr
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progress through technology
Icy
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Fad
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poor Icy

Brownbread forever
R Lee
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so old

hang your head in shame icicle.
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i aint heard that before



Aye right
Icy
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brownbread forever
Skipz
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whos the tall gay looking chap behind everyone
Robbo
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Whos in the England shirt?
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Oh lol
Icy
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agh
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whoes the gray haired bloke

 
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