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Hammer
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7th Apr 05 at 00:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what do u say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

nuthin uv told the bitch twice already
Antz
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bellow the belt!! that was low!! you're laying on the floor dude!!!
richard_syko
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Antz
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fucking funny though
richard_syko
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That was below the belt








Like yor mums nipples
Antz
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Hammer
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how do u know when a blondes having a bad day?

shes got a tampon behind her ear and she cant find her pencil
richard_syko
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A blind man goes into a bar.

And says " Can I tell you a blond Joke"

The bar lady says (clearly noticicy he was blind " Yes, As long as you realise theres a blonde female heavy weight wrestler either side of you, there two blonde kicker boxers in the corner and the olymic gold medal female hammer through is in the other corner!"

Blind man relpies " Like fuck am I going to repeat it 5 times!"

[Edited on 07-04-2005 by richard_syko]
CorsAsh
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7th Apr 05 at 00:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?

It's somewhere to put their ankles...
Hammer
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guy goes into a bar with a bit of green tarmac under his arm and says

'can i have a pint of lager and a coke'

barman says 'ur friend there not drinking'

guy replys 'nah when he has a drink he turns into a cycle path'
Skipz
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whats red 12" long and hangs infront of an arsehole???






Tony Blairs tie

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