leeshez
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> > > Fairy Tale
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> > > >> Once upon a time,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> in a land far away,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> a beautiful, independent,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> self-assured princess
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> happened upon a frog as she sat,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> contemplating ecological issues
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> > > >> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> and said: Elegant Lady,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> I was once a handsome prince,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> One kiss from you, however,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> and I will turn back
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> into the dapper, young prince that I am
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> and then, my sweet, we can marry
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> and set up housekeeping in your castle
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> with my mother,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> where you can prepare my meals,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> clean my clothes, bear my children,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> and forever
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> feel grateful and happy doing so.
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> That night,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
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> > > >> as the princess dined sumptuously
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> on lightly sautéed frog legs
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> seasoned in a white wine
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~
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> > > >> and onion cream sauce,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> she chuckled and thought to herself:
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> I don't fcuking think so.
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