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Author A Fairy Tale ( Joke)
leeshez
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24th Mar 05 at 16:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

> > > Fairy Tale
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> Once upon a time,
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> in a land far away,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> a beautiful, independent,
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> self-assured princess
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> happened upon a frog as she sat,
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> contemplating ecological issues
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> on the shores of an unpolluted pond
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> in a verdant meadow near her castle.
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> The frog hopped into the princess' lap
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> and said: Elegant Lady,
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> I was once a handsome prince,
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> One kiss from you, however,
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> and I will turn back
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> into the dapper, young prince that I am
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> and then, my sweet, we can marry
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> and set up housekeeping in your castle
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> with my mother,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> where you can prepare my meals,
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> clean my clothes, bear my children,
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> and forever
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> feel grateful and happy doing so.
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> That night,
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> as the princess dined sumptuously
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> on lightly sautéed frog legs
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> seasoned in a white wine
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> and onion cream sauce,
> > > >>
> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> she chuckled and thought to herself:
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> > > >> ~~~~~~~~
> > > >>
> > > >> I don't fcuking think so.
--Dave--
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24th Mar 05 at 17:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

worst fucking joke i've heard all year.

Hang your head in shame
Carly
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24th Mar 05 at 17:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

are you a womens rights activist?
Martin
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24th Mar 05 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
worst fucking joke i've heard all year.

Hang your head in shame


quote:
Originally posted by Carly
are you a womens rights activist?



 
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