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Author Recent research shows that there are 5 kinds of sex.
TNM
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22nd Mar 05 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The 1st kind of sex is Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex
until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are
so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.


The 3rd kind of sex is Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
gotten routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom.


The 4th kind of sex is Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
each other in the hallway you both say "F@ck You".

The 5th kind of sex is Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
and screws you in front of everyone
luisa
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22nd Mar 05 at 17:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
haha sounds about right!!
TNM
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22nd Mar 05 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
haha sounds about right!!


Can i have sex with you?
CorsAsh
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22nd Mar 05 at 17:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
haha sounds about right!!


Can i have sex with you?


Hallway sex is prob all you'll get from her...
TNM
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22nd Mar 05 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
haha sounds about right!!


Can i have sex with you?


Hallway sex is prob all you'll get from her...


Worth a try tho.

Can I have sex with you Ash?

Oh and where is my formal invute to your birthday?
CorsAsh
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22nd Mar 05 at 17:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
haha sounds about right!!


Can i have sex with you?


Hallway sex is prob all you'll get from her...


Worth a try tho.

Can I have sex with you Ash?

Oh and where is my formal invute to your birthday?


Tom and Alex tell you?
luisa
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22nd Mar 05 at 17:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
haha sounds about right!!


Can i have sex with you?



not now!!!!!
TNM
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22nd Mar 05 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by luisa
haha sounds about right!!


Can i have sex with you?


Hallway sex is prob all you'll get from her...


Worth a try tho.

Can I have sex with you Ash?

Oh and where is my formal invute to your birthday?


Tom and Alex tell you?


Alex treid to tell me and then a very pissed tomas jumped in and told me the rest.
CorsAsh
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22nd Mar 05 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Theres a couple people can't come, so if you wanna be Tom's date...

Hope Alex brings that slut he lives with
TNM
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22nd Mar 05 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh


Theres a couple people can't come, so if you wanna be Tom's date...

Hope Alex brings that slut he lives with


Charlotte some how i dont think he will.

 
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