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--Dave--

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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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18th Mar 05 at 16:56

stop flirting with me, the gf is getting upset and wonders if I might be having gay relations..

I've assured her I don't lick that side of the spoon but she's not sure. The texts are funny (if a little sick) and the joke about doing paintball in the buff made me laugh but it's all got to stop.

Please also stop texting my home phone, the Steven Hawkin voice scares her and the dog goes mental and starts humping things (i've found traces of semen on my life size barbie doll and i'm pretty sure it's him...

)

Marc

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18th Mar 05 at 17:00

He texts your phone? Thats a posh phone isnt it

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 17:01

i thought all landlines do it??

I text someone telling them i was on my way home and to get the beers in

MatthewR

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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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18th Mar 05 at 17:01

Yeah all landlines down south

luisa

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18th Mar 05 at 17:02

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
He texts your phone? Thats a posh phone isnt it

you can do it to any phone!!! just write a txt and send it to the home number!!!

--Dave--

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Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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18th Mar 05 at 17:03

off topic you hippies

MatthewR

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Location: Rickmansworth
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18th Mar 05 at 17:04

knowbody except me cares about your gay antics with Jimmy

[Edited on 18-03-2005 by Evisu]

--Dave--

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Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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18th Mar 05 at 17:07

quote:
Originally posted by Evisu
knowbody cares about your gay antics with Jimmy

you must care a little bit, you replied

Charlene

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Location: Darlington
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18th Mar 05 at 17:10

I thought he was gay with Tom

MatthewR

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18th Mar 05 at 17:15

Edited*

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 17:19

what are you laughing at? Only thing i can find funny about your post is the way the first word is spelt

CorsAsh

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Location: Munich
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18th Mar 05 at 17:20

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
what are you laughing at? Only thing i can find funny about your post is the way the first word is spelt

"Knowbody"

Hadn't knowticed til you pointed it out.

[Edited on 18-03-2005 by CorsAsh]

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 17:21

school has such little impact on people these days

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 17:22

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
what are you laughing at? Only thing i can find funny about your post is the way the first word is spelt

"Knowbody" Hadn't knowticed til you pointed it out.

[Edited on 18-03-2005 by CorsAsh]

LMAO!!

I no

MatthewR

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18th Mar 05 at 17:33

Fucking hell im only having a giggle mate whats up with ya

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 17:35

steady on i'm joking as well lmao!

Charlene

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18th Mar 05 at 17:36

Handbags out ey

--Dave--

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18th Mar 05 at 17:37

20 paces as well

_Allan_

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18th Mar 05 at 17:39

Charlene

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18th Mar 05 at 17:41

Lovely handbag there

Colin

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18th Mar 05 at 17:43

3CM once phoned me to ask how to remove a 50p from his arse....think someone had put it in there during a strange sex game

He then get mad because he was running out change for the phone box

although he did say it was really funny how he sounded like a charity shop money box whenever he farted

_Allan_

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18th Mar 05 at 17:45

I though it was a stack of them, funnily enough boots had reported record sales of vaseline that week

Ojc

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18th Mar 05 at 19:30

quote:
Originally posted by Colin
3CM once phoned me to ask how to remove a 50p from his arse....think someone had put it in there during a strange sex game He then get mad because he was running out change for the phone box although he did say it was really funny how he sounded like a charity shop money box whenever he farted

OMFG

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