Marc
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Location: York
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Whats the difference between michael jackson and arthur scargill?
its been twenty years since arthur saw a miners helmet
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Why did MJs last marriage break up......
he wanted kids and she didnt
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Why does MJ like 28 year olds??
cos there's 20 of them!!
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Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
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Q: What's the differnece between Michael Jackson and a Sainsbury's carrier bag?
A: One's plastic and dangerous to children, and the other can be used for carrying your shopping.
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Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!
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Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
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Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy!
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Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly
ghost.
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Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson rush over to Wal-Mart?
A. He heard that boys' pants were 1/2 off.
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Q. How do you know when it's bedtime at the Neverland Ranch?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Q. What's brown and often found in children's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's hand.
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Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson?
A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.
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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to Gary Glitter?> A. I'll swap you a 10 for two fives
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Janet and Michael Jackson were at home one night...
Janet: Shall we get a pizza and video tonight?
Michael: Yeah, okay, can we get Aladdin?
Janet: No, just a pizza and video
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Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A: Michael Jackson
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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.
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Q: What do Michael and homework have in common?
A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids
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Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son. The doctor walks in and Michael asks, "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?" I'd wait until he's at least 14," the doctor replies.
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The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson:
If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
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why is MJ so thin?
he only eats kiddies portions.
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I got a new car radio yesterday and it is terrific.
If I say "Rock" it plays rock and roll.
If I say "Rap" it plays rap.
If I say "Love" it plays love songs.
Three kids ran out in front of the car and I said
"Fu*king kids!"
And it played Michael Jackson.
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Michael Jackson has sacked his Chinese lawyer stating he could affect the verdict. Mr. Po Kum Yung feels Michael is over reacting.
[Edited on 11-03-2005 by Marc]
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