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Author Slightly worried... re: toilet seat.
Drysdale
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Registered: 20th May 04
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   7th Mar 05 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I work with a group of girls (im the only bloke full time). Went to the toilet at the back of the store to do my business, looked down and what did I see? Fookin piss on the toilet seat. And it wasnt me. Whats going on? No one has owned up yet.

Someone must of shaken a bit too vigourously. Sorry Im bored.
Ja@Vision
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Registered: 27th Jan 05
Location: Gerrards Cross
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7th Mar 05 at 18:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

be more worried if the seat was left up!
CorsaLad16v
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Sheffield UK Drives: Volvo V60
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7th Mar 05 at 18:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Marc
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7th Mar 05 at 18:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dirrty bitches
RCoughtrie
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7th Mar 05 at 18:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

..... our toilets have a little sign above them "when u sprinkle when u tickle be a sweet and wipe the seat" never see piss on our seats
Kathryn W
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8th Mar 05 at 10:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by RCoughtrie
..... our toilets have a little sign above them "when u sprinkle when u tickle be a sweet and wipe the seat" never see piss on our seats


LMFAO!!!
Red_SXi
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Registered: 23rd Sep 02
Location: Dunstable Drives: 52 Plate BMW 3 M Sport Coupe
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8th Mar 05 at 10:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Do any muslim girls work there? I think its against their religion to sit on the seat so they squat above it
SmyLa
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8th Mar 05 at 10:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Bart
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Registered: 19th Aug 02
Location: Midsomer Norton, Bristol Avon
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8th Mar 05 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

smell the toilet seat
Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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8th Mar 05 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by RCoughtrie
..... our toilets have a little sign above them "when u sprinkle when u tickle be a sweet and wipe the seat" never see piss on our seats


psml

we had one Sign made up by a Mechanic at my old work.." If you miss when you piss leave it for the cleaners"

needless to say they found out who it was and he got the sack
CorsAsh
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8th Mar 05 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Maybe one of thems on the blob, forgot to take her vampires teabag out and painted the seat with piss on the way up?
--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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8th Mar 05 at 14:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i'm fucking trying to eat!!
CorsAsh
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8th Mar 05 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

And...
--Dave--
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8th Mar 05 at 14:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

and when i read your comment about girls on the blob it made me choke on my sandwich
CorsAsh
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8th Mar 05 at 14:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sorry, it's a natural thing tho, no need to feel sick.
Sam
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8th Mar 05 at 21:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Maybe one of thems on the blob, forgot to take her vampires teabag out and painted the seat with piss on the way up?


FPMSL!

 
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