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Author PMSL Joke
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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8th Mar 05 at 11:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A man goes into a shop


Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same, Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer
scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks
Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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8th Mar 05 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


But very true.

The only Fags i smoke usually involve a 9mm
--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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Greg W
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CorsAsh
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8th Mar 05 at 13:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
at joke and Diminished Alco Beverage
Skipz
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Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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TNM
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Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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i was reading some thing about the sudan 1 crap. you would have to eat 100 pot noodles every day for the rest of your life for it to affect you!

 
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