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Munchie

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27th Feb 05 at 03:29

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

So I told her to fUck off and I hung up.

Ren

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27th Feb 05 at 03:30

lollll

GUTTED

Munchie

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27th Feb 05 at 03:33

gutted?

[Edited on 27-02-2005 by Munchie]

Ren

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27th Feb 05 at 03:45

for her. gutted... u kno... SHAME.....

Rus

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27th Feb 05 at 08:18

lmao!

Sam

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27th Feb 05 at 09:10

Mav 3000

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27th Feb 05 at 10:22

Quality joke - heard it before though

Charlene

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27th Feb 05 at 10:23

SetH

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27th Feb 05 at 10:24

Munch didnt you post that last year sometime?

Paul H

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27th Feb 05 at 11:05

quote:
Originally posted by Munchie
I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah," I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.

So I told her to fUck off and I hung up.

did she star in that mini advert

Fraser Young

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27th Feb 05 at 12:27

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Munch didnt you post that last year sometime?

Nar was jason what posted it last year

[Edited on 27-02-2005 by Fwaza esquire]

Pablo

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27th Feb 05 at 12:29

That joke is well funny! I heard it b4 !

mav

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27th Feb 05 at 12:52

quality................

GREG 1

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27th Feb 05 at 12:55

LOL

I knew that was a copy and paste.. the writing was far to good for Munch

Colin

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27th Feb 05 at 13:02

quote:
Originally posted by Fwaza esquire

quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Munch didnt you post that last year sometime?

Nar was jason what posted it last year

[Edited on 27-02-2005 by Fwaza esquire]

I posted it up last year

Colin

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27th Feb 05 at 13:03

http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=143926