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Author an old joke (but still funny)
Ren
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24th Feb 05 at 00:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."
R Lee
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this has been posted on CS at least 5 times now


CorsaLad16v
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only 5?
Skipz
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someone give me a summary i'm too pissed to read it

[Edited on 24-02-2005 by h18_oab]
R Lee
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maybe 10. i'm not counting tbh. are you?
CorsaLad16v
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24th Feb 05 at 00:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
maybe 10. i'm not counting tbh. are you?


yesh
Ren
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A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints away and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, gently slapping his face and shaking him, "Are you alright?"

In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say?"

The big dude says, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions almost everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 3 inches tall, 385 pounds, 12 inch penis, 2 pound left testicle, 2 pound right testicle, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn Around'
CorsaLad16v
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24th Feb 05 at 00:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

now that 1 i aint heard b4 , its funny but not HAHAHAAAAAAAHAAHAHAAAAA funny
Skipz
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cant be arsed reading past the first line.... fuck it i'm off to watch some Porn and go to bed
CorsaLad16v
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R Lee
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heard that one before too
Kathryn W
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24th Feb 05 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Haha!! Never heared of either of them before!!!

But both funny!!!

 
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