leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
> > > are flat?
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> > > Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
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> > > is not enough?
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> > > Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
> > > stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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> > > Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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> > > Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
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> > > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> > > Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
> > > throw a revolver at him?
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> > > Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> > > Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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> > > Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the
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> > > Special Olympics?
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> > > If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?
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> > > If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as
> > > cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
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> > > If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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> > > If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others
> > > doing here?
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> > > Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem
> > > longer?
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> > > If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it
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> > > a hostage situation?
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> > > Can you cry under water?
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> > > What level of importance must a person have , before they are
> > > considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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> > > If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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> > > Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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> > > How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
> > > be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?
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> > > Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
> > > up, like, every two hours?
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> > > A deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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> > > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> > > binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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> > > Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close
> > > the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see
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> > > you naked
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