leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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I think has been posted before but here goes.
young boy went up to his father and asked "What's the difference
> > > between potentially and realistically?" The father ponders for
> > > amoment, then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep
with
> > > Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she
> > > would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and
>tell
> >
> > > me what you learned.
> > >
> > >
> > > "So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep
with
> > > Robert Redford for a million quid?" The mother replied
"Definitely,
>I
> > > wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep
>with
> > > Brad Pitt for a million quid?"
> > > The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would
be
> > > nuts to pass up that opportunity."
> > >
> > > The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to
his
> > > father. His father asked him "Did you find the difference between
> > > potentially and realistically?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > The boy replied "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million
quid,
> > > but realistically we're living with two slappers.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "The father replied "That's my boy."
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