Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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Quite amusing 
Dear Technical Support
18 Months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 of which I had used for years without trouble. However, there are apparently some conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make the matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 4.5 and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and this left a virus in my system, later forcing me to shut down for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems ran side by side they would cause severe damage to my hardware. Eventually I upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product would soon need to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. Whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all of my resources, it does come with Free Sex Plus and Clean House 2003. Shortly after this upgrade however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted. They would then resurface months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, these can without warning launch Turbostrop and Whinge. These latter products have no help files so I have to try and guess what the problems are. My additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also when Wife 1.0 attaches herself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which cannot be turned off. Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all your money before uninstalling itself.
Please help
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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Proper g33k talk
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Martin
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
Location: Dumpstable Drives: Aztec Sxi
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Welsh Dan
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Registered: 23rd Mar 00
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Bloody hell, for a moment there I thought it was 2001
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Jamie
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Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
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Imagine actually saying that to someone
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willay
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Organiser: South East, National Events
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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USE THE RETURN KEY
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Martin
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Registered: 15th Mar 04
Location: Dumpstable Drives: Aztec Sxi
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
USE THE RETURN KEY
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote:
Originally posted by Welsh Dan
Bloody hell, for a moment there I thought it was 2001
Your my hero 
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TNM
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
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that is older than old!
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