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ChazSXi
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by ChazSXi
also put a 5 pins underneath a substitute french teachers jacket and he shit himself when he sat on it and nearly cried!



he shot himself in school? That's rough
i meant shit

[Edited on 02-02-2005 by ChazSXi]
CCA
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My form in year 9 gave our biology teacher a nervous breakdown but the school told us she was taking time out to be with her husband.She came back in year 11 an had to teach us for 3 hours a week,after the first 1/2 hour she walked out of the room crying
We never saw her again an the other teachers refused to tell us if she'd left or not,apparently she got put back into therapy for a year after being there for 2 years
someone
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nearly the entire school followed a teacher down the length of the entire school at lunch shouting "you fat bitch" constantly at her.

one of those student teachers who was fit had to stop taking our english lesson due to all the comments people kept making to her. which was a shame

cant think of anything else
James_DT
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We locked the music teacher in a cupboard. Someone also attacked him with a sock puppet.
Drysdale
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I put a mate of mine on Ebay with an amusing description/photo, printed hundreds of copies off and stuck them all over the school.
Ben
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there used to be a rough fucker sit next to me , his full family were scrubbers and everytime he come onto "my half of the table " i would jab him with my compass , i always got it out everylesson to intimidate him

sometimes i would jab him around 10times in a lesson
Shane
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in a science lesson there was a box or class beakers in the cubboard behind me, so i turned round and kicked the box to fuck and smashed £70 of glass ware,

was in a german lesson and the teacher sat at the front of the class, she put her bag down and i box fell out of it, so i walked up ther picked them up and shouted " MS YOU DROPPED YOUR TAMPAX"

we had a little short kid in my year who had a blood disorder, you could touch him and he would bruse, so i pushed him into a door and he hit his head and he spent 2 weeks in hospital,

stood infront of my head teacher with a lit ciggy hidden up my sleve

put superglue all over the toilet seats

always farted next to radiators so the heat carried it round the room

wore a bright yellow coat to break the school rules

always wore my earings, was only spost to wear 1 in each ear, so i wore 5

thats all i can think of for the moment
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Shane
we had a little short kid in my year who had a blood disorder, you could touch him and he would bruse, so i pushed him into a door and he hit his head and he spent 2 weeks in hospital,
thats not funny at all

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