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Skipz
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   16th Jan 05 at 00:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Paul Keating met the queen and they were speaking about Australia's future within the commonwealth..

Paul Keating turned to the Queen and Said " I might make Australia an Empire" the queen replied "No mr Keating you cannot you are not an Emperor" He replied "Well i'll make it a Kingdom" the Queen replied yet again" No you cannot your are not a King" Paul Keating thought for a bit and said "i'll make it a Principality" the queen replied " no Mr Keating you cant your not a prince maybe it's best if you call it a Cuntry!"
Adam_B
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16th Jan 05 at 00:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do austalians like crap jokes?
R Lee
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16th Jan 05 at 00:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
who is paul keating?
Adam_B
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16th Jan 05 at 00:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ronan + michael keatings brothers. there triplets, obviously non identical.
R Lee
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16th Jan 05 at 00:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thought so
Cybermonkey
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16th Jan 05 at 00:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that was crap to be honest
Skipz
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16th Jan 05 at 01:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Richard Lee
who is paul keating?


Australian prime minister a few years ago that touched the queen and sparked an outrage..

I thought it was crap but i heard it from an Aussie
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16th Jan 05 at 01:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Adam_B
ronan + michael keatings brothers. there triplets, obviously non identical.



whos michael keating?
Skipz
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16th Jan 05 at 01:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats what i thought matt
R Lee
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16th Jan 05 at 01:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=michael%20keating&hl=en&lr=&sa=N&tab=wi
Skipz
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16th Jan 05 at 01:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nice one theres 10 PAGES of different ones

 
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