Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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my mum is getting pissed off with it 
she says our driveway looks like the wacky races style corsa advert 
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S12CKY
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Registered: 6th Jul 04
Location: Morpeth, Northumberland
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i found an email my mum wrote to a mate, that she had saved in word on my comp b4 sending it, and shes goin on bout me shagging ppl in my room and getting her to change me sheets, i dunno wots given her this idea coz
1) i don't get caught/sussed
and 2) if my sheets need changing for that reason i do it while she's at work so she cant know!!
all i can think is that she assumes iv been shagging ppl bcoz i asked her to change my sheets, when i do it in my bed i dont make it that obvious so shes gone off on one! i ask her to change my sheets n she thinks ots coz theyre covered in sex stuff haha
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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leave a couple of dildos lying around and they will soon get the message. use some Sun-Pat mixed with Nutella for that used feeling 
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
leave a couple of dildos lying around and they will soon get the message. use some Sun-Pat mixed with Nutella for that used feeling
Sounds like thats coming from a man with experience.
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Cybermonkey
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Registered: 22nd Sep 02
Location: Sydney, Australia
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quote:
Originally posted by x8john
quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey24
leave a couple of dildos lying around and they will soon get the message. use some Sun-Pat mixed with Nutella for that used feeling
Sounds like thats coming from a man with experience.
indeed it is. wanna come round mine babe ?
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Siberia
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Registered: 9th Oct 03
Location: Leprechaun Land Drives : Zafira GSI
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quote:
Originally posted by matt h
maybe your mum is attracted to you & wants your cock 
that is just sick
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