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turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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13th Aug 04 at 07:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mine are Fuckin Gay i stay in a culder Sack bit wi about five Houses Round it Full of Oldies one an Ex Copper, Ex Doctor, A Bible Basher, its Fuckin Hilarious the worst is the ex copper. thinks he still runs the show... i was fittin my suspension and three of my mate came round in there Cars(all modded wi there exhuasts) to help me out so they pull up and copper boy runs out and Squares up to ma mate for goin to fast.Right up in ma mates face sayin hes goin to do him in lol
SO Ma grabs a suspension strut and says go for it ,
Im Pissin myself wi laughter at this point.
And Ma Mates Wavin My Brand New Suspension Strut.
Two minutes Later the Coppers Son Comes out starts his shit
So my Dad Comes Out Then all the Other nieghbours. and there is a big Ruk in the culdersak and my mate is still wavin my suspenion about...Ever Since then He has Phone Police about my Car The DVLA all for no reason at all..
WANKER
leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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13th Aug 04 at 08:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My neighbours are brill old couple at 1 side and a young couple at the other
1600power
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Registered: 22nd Apr 04
Location: Shropshire Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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13th Aug 04 at 10:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my streets ok, were in a culde sac with about 6 bunglows and the rest are 3 bed houses like ares, as you can guess the oldies have a good natter etc but never have a go at me which is cool, their is one gay on the road tho that we call birthmark cause half her face has this bright redish stain, she always scouls at me as i drive past total dick never smiles or anything, if i ever get like that I hope someone shoots me!
Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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13th Aug 04 at 10:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mines quite fit, likes the car and is nice to talk to brings quite a few CS members round for some reason
3CorsaMeal
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13th Aug 04 at 10:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my neighbour beeps his horn whenever he leaves his house, fcuks me off
Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
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13th Aug 04 at 10:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
my neighbour beeps his horn whenever he leaves his house, fcuks me off


yes this woukd fuck me off too...just take a pair of clippers to the horn and see the confusion on his face when he tries to beeps the following morning
turbodreams
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Registered: 22nd Jul 04
Location: East Dunbartonshire
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13th Aug 04 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by fadscorsa
quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
my neighbour beeps his horn whenever he leaves his house, fcuks me off


yes this woukd fuck me off too...just take a pair of clippers to the horn and see the confusion on his face when he tries to beeps the following morning





That would be Funny as Fuck to c....

Make a Video Dairy of it. the Snippin to the Whole watchin him Drive off.
Poat it on here
Dom
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Registered: 13th Sep 03
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13th Aug 04 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my neighbours are alright Everyone keeps themselves to themselves around here, apart from the usually old farts that natter but thats about it. Next door are pretty safe, although they play fucking r&b crap music all day, which is alright in the summer, but its like everyday Other side to me is old fart thats the typical walks around the car park at night with a touch checking everyones tax so he can phone the police etc parents dont like him as they had a total who-har with him when out garden wall fell down in a storm, which was thanks to a tree he tied to the wall...twat
corsaboi2005
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Registered: 28th Jun 04
Location: East Yorkshire
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13th Aug 04 at 12:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mine are decent, but a few years ago there was a twat who lived up my road. And who complained becasue i was riding my bike near his house on the footpath that he claimed was his but was actually the councills. Tosser glad he moved
hazey-corsa
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Registered: 24th Jun 02
Location: Cheshire
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13th Aug 04 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mine are sh!t they all phone the police on me when ever i have more than 3-4 mates round sayin I'm into drugs and such wich is crap! they think I'm a proper scally for some reason and resent me, although when drug addicts break ino the abandoned house up the road, usually happens an few times a month I'm the person they come to to get them out, cause the police cant be bothered!
langey
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: Wigan
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13th Aug 04 at 13:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my neigbours are reet, next door on one side is 3 young lads in there 20's with 3 stunnin birds

then the other side, are proper good to get on with, just been chattin in the back gerden with her, she was laffin at tall the different girls who've been round,
purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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13th Aug 04 at 13:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mine are both non-existant. We've lived in the house 3 1/2 years and never had a proper conversation with either.

One side are funny though. My dogs going deaf and we have a 200ft garden, so when i need to get it in on a morning and its gone down the garden i have to walk down and get her. There hjave been a couple of occasions when next door are getting their car out and i have said morning wearing nowt but a pair of kegs and a smile

She looked pretty shocked and shot in her garage quickly both times.
shawboy
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Registered: 1st Jul 02
Location: Wombwell, Barnsley
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13th Aug 04 at 13:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i aint seen my neighbour for about 3 years and his garden is like a forest.
he is proberly dead. lol

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