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RS6
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22nd Jun 04 at 16:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Temptation

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that my girlfriend's younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, and a knockout. She wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. Lately, she would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock. I couldn't say a word. She looked at me fetchingly and said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom. If you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned,frozen in shock as I watched her long,
silky legs go up the stairs. When she finally reached
the top she suddenly pulled down her panties and threw
them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a
moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.
I walked straight for my car and found my future
father-in-law standing outside. Tears in his eyes, he
hugged me and said, "I can't tell you how happy we are
you passed our little test! We couldn't ask for better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son!"

The moral of this story?: Always keep your condoms in
your car.
RS6
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written by corsa_c_sxi
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Chris@Speedfreex
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hahahaha fuk the condoms if she was that fit "spread the lurvvvvvvvvvvv"
Ned
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22nd Jun 04 at 16:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

old joke
AndyCorsa
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I was sent an email ages back with the exact same story, only it wasn't the sister it was the mother.
mav
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quality
BabyBlade
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corsa-sxi
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Thoday
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lucky he didnt do it dry eh?
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bit of class
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