leeshez
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Registered: 3rd May 01
Location: Great Harwood, Lancashire
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Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs,
>Wife, Blowjob?
>A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife,but
>you can't beat a blowjob.
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>Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
>A.) So men can be open minded.
>
>Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
>A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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>Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
>A.) The longer you play with them, the harder
>they get.
>
>Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
>A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow
>your paycheck!
>
>Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
>A.) "Is it in?"
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>Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and
>the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
>A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
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>Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just
>had sex?
>A.) One of his fingers is clean.
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>Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
>A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
>
>Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have
>in common?
>A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the
>rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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ONeil
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Registered: 12th Feb 03
Location: Telford
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lol
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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LScorsa
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Registered: 31st Oct 02
Location: Mansfield, Nottinghamshire
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like those
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willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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>Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just
>had sex?
>A.) One of his fingers is clean.
!!!!!!
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