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Shelly
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so tell us oh wise ones, how are we ment to do it?
First tip... take your rings off


second tip, spit on your hand.


men like the squelchy noises
Warren G
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Shelly!!


Just use a combination of lips, mouth, tongue and hand



where have you been all my life

why cant there be more shelly's in the world
willay
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10th rule, always compliment the penis, regardless of how awful it looks and smells. AND NEVER say its cute.
Tommy L
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cute
loubielou
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why the fuck would you compliment a smelly cock?
deano87
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9th rule, if you find a lump while you're doing your thing, this isnt the right time to tell me.



Another rule - don't lean on the thighs because you're getting tired. Be a man and live with the pain.
willay
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I dont make the rules delaney.
willay
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11th rule - dont tell me your arm is tired or some bullshit like that, just move onto something else you lazy cunt. Dont you think I get tired shoving my face into your fanny?
Tommy L
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you wouldn't want to hurt its feelings by calling it smelly
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why the fuck would you compliment a smelly cock?


i dunno, why did you say all those nice things about whittie
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little ashamed although had fun no regrets, just seem to meet guys that are just after fun
Warren G
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10th rule, always compliment the penis, regardless of how awful it looks and smells. AND NEVER say its cute.


imao


have you had that before, awww its cute???



this is not getting my cams changed either
Phi
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Originally posted by willay
11th rule - dont tell me your arm is tired or some bullshit like that, just move onto something else you lazy cunt. Dont you think I get tired shoving my face into your fanny?






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little ashamed although had fun no regrets, just seem to meet guys that are just after fun


OMG i bet its a welly down a highstreet
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Originally posted by willay
11th rule - dont tell me your arm is tired or some bullshit like that, just move onto something else you lazy cunt. Dont you think I get tired shoving my face into your fanny?


Rule 11b - If you are tired its your own fault because you obviously arent doing it right.
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
11th rule - dont tell me your arm is tired or some bullshit like that, just move onto something else you lazy cunt. Dont you think I get tired shoving my face into your fanny?

Brilliant
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Originally posted by willay
11th rule - dont tell me your arm is tired or some bullshit like that, just move onto something else you lazy cunt. Dont you think I get tired shoving my face into your fanny?


Rule 11b - If you are tired its your own fault because you obviously arent doing it right.

Too true
Warren G
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little ashamed although had fun no regrets, just seem to meet guys that are just after fun


wanna add one more

pics?
Shelly
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why the fuck would you compliment a smelly cock?


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why cant there be more shelly's in the world


i second that!

and yes Shelly noises are a definate turn on!
willay
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oh my
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Originally posted by willay
9th rule, if you find a lump while you're doing your thing, this isnt the right time to tell me.



Shelly
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Originally posted by warren.g
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Originally posted by Shelly
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Originally posted by Fonz
Shelly!!


Just use a combination of lips, mouth, tongue and hand



where have you been all my life

why cant there be more shelly's in the world


If you're going to do a job, then do it properly is what I say
Phi
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i hate doing it
Warren G
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
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Originally posted by warren.g
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Originally posted by Shelly
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Originally posted by Fonz
Shelly!!


Just use a combination of lips, mouth, tongue and hand



where have you been all my life

why cant there be more shelly's in the world


If you're going to do a job, then do it properly is what I say



shelly, your getting to sound like the perfect women

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