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Matt H
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9th Mar 06 at 22:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Or just tell them that some random number has sent you pics of them

Then make up a number & tell them that. They'll probably end up texting some random person
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I reckon we should text schoey and say there's pictures of him fondling children on the internet.
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hmmm i could give them kif's number instead of making one up!
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oh your a tosser!
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Matt H
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not funny!

TO ALL THE POLICE ON THE INTERNET. THAT PICTURE IS A PHOTOSHOP. THAT MEANS SOMEONE HAS PUT THE SMALL CHILD ON MY KNEE AND NO I WAS NOT IN A BALL POOL FULL STOP.












BTW, still funny!
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What have i done to deserve all this shoot
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what did you do?!!?!!!?

you couldnt get banged up!

Can i re-iterate, i was never in a ball pool, neither did i have a child on my knee!
CorsAsh
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it wasn't your knee he was perched on
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IT NEVER HAPPENED
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quote:
Originally posted by schoey
Jr says im Michael Jackson, so i thought id play along with it!


I think you took the 'playing along' a bit too far.
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Oh, funny man are we
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quote:
Originally posted by schoey
Oh, funny man are we


probably funnier than whats going to happen to you in the prison shows when your caught and sent down.
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sorry?
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quote:
Originally posted by schoey
sorry?


paedo's tend to become Winston's plaything in the showers
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ur not a copper are you? you do understand that ash did a photo shop!
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quote:
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you do understand that ash did a photo shop!


that is what Glitter used as his defence aswell
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Photo? shop? What's that?
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if i get in the police force, these pics best not come out!

I would sooooooo get suspended whilse they were looked into!
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it's the way schoey is reacting to it that makes it so brilliant
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quote:
Originally posted by schoey
if i get in the police force, these pics best not come out!

I would sooooooo get suspended whilse they were looked into!


Suspended? Are you kidding?

I don't think anyone will finger you for any child related stuff
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10th Mar 06 at 00:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
amazing thread!

who's next then?

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