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Tom

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19th Mar 07 at 13:49

I'd defo go for the slapping them in said face with actual cock. I always used to pin an ex down and do this

topshot_2k

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19th Mar 07 at 13:55

sick

--Dave--

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19th Mar 07 at 15:01

quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
could have messed up said make up that she took ages to perfect?

FPMSL @ this thread

correct

she got angry and wrestled me onto her bed

--Dave--

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19th Mar 07 at 15:01

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I'd defo go for the slapping them in said face with actual cock. I always used to pin an ex down and do this

i bet she loved it Tom

Mark330d

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Registered: 25th Apr 06
Location: Netherlee, Glasgow City
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19th Mar 07 at 16:33

ive never been properly caught. There was once in the UGC Disabled Toilet (ugc is a massive cinema in glasgow) an she was on top and being slightly loud and i heard someone talking on a walkie talkie thing and then someone tried the door and then asked if everything was ok. I think it was one of the stewards. i just stayed quiet and hoped for the best

Eck

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19th Mar 07 at 16:41

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I'd defo go for the slapping them in said face with actual cock. I always used to pin an ex down and do this

I always do this

Did she go nuts? My gf does, worth it though

deano87

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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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19th Mar 07 at 17:14

Hilarious last few pages - certainly brightened up my day.

After the missus' sister caught us, another day the missus (Lily) called her sister in and I was fully clothed, but pulled the covers over me making Ace Ventura style noise on "When Nature Calls" and he's having it off with the tribe lady. Her sister just stormed out saying "for fucks sake", then me and Lily just burst into laughter.

Probably doesn't sound that funny, had to be there, was a location joke.

Tom

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19th Mar 07 at 17:29

quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I'd defo go for the slapping them in said face with actual cock. I always used to pin an ex down and do this

I always do this Did she go nuts? My gf does, worth it though

She was quite fiesty I think she went FOR my nuts :lol;

Gotta love slapping fiesty birds in the face with a semi hard semi flacid cock feels goooood

deano87

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19th Mar 07 at 17:34

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
She was quite fiesty I think she went FOR my nuts :lol;

Gotta love slapping fiesty birds in the face with a semi hard semi flacid cock feels goooood

Lazy lob!

--Dave--

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19th Mar 07 at 18:00

S.A Corsa

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19th Mar 07 at 18:23

check this one out for embarissing i had a old t shirt in my draw that i used for "cleaning up" and it was in the for ages and a bit "messy" on day i went 2 get it out and it had been nicely washed and put bak *blush*

Cosmo

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19th Mar 07 at 18:27

use a fucking tissue then FFS

S.A Corsa

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19th Mar 07 at 18:29

ha ha ha ha dont u worry i do no didnt think any1 wud be lookin through my draws glad they didnt find my anal dildo

Joe

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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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19th Mar 07 at 18:30

Spunk t-shirt, thats fucking rank.

_Allan_

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19th Mar 07 at 18:36

quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
Spunk t-shirt, thats fucking rank.

like a painters radio....

S.A Corsa

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19th Mar 07 at 18:40

ha ha im gunna sell them on ebay make a fortune

deano87

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19th Mar 07 at 19:06

Dread to think what a tidy used example will look like

stuartmitchell

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19th Mar 07 at 19:50

My mum caught the last one running to the bathroom in the morning wearing my Hearts shirt....not impressed

_Allan_

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19th Mar 07 at 19:56

quote:
Originally posted by stuartmitchell
My mum caught the last one running to the bathroom in the morning wearing my Hearts shirt....not impressed

She a Rangers fan?