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sassy
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Originally posted by cunningham
im in a relationship and have been for 4 and half years i have sex on tap (ie when ever i want) as we both live together with our own house, but i never boast about getting my hole last night or 69 last night was amazing. my mate at works needing to open his tank and cant stop going on about Thursday when he goes out to get wasted and sleep with some drunken slag not for me

[Edited on 17-07-2008 by cunningham]

Yes, but that's because it's the same girl -- I have a girlfriend and never brag about doing her 'cus it's effortless, but if I do some random fit bird out of the blue, it's worth a brag... But then people continue to do them, over and over again, and continue to brag... But after the first few times, it's completely effortless, so why brag?

The only time I brag is when I do something different. I found some random bint on Facebook and managed to convince her to have sex with my mates. She doesn't want to, but I said we can't be together unless she bangs them first -- I know that sounds completely unrealistic, but it's the truth. Me and my mate spit roasted her the other night, and now I've managed to convince her to bang two of my mates tomorrow night (I'm bored of doing her so I really don't care).

I'm at work so I don't have any conversation logs but it's really strange. She doesn't want to sleep with them, but she's so obsessed with me that she actually listens and does anything I say.

I know this guy who is a virgin at 20, and I've managed to convince her to let him have a poke to loose his virginity tomorrow night. I'm a good friend.

I'd post pics and convo logs but I'd only get flamed.

I think something like that is worth bragging about -- it's not exactly an every day event, is it?
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Originally posted by cunningham
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Originally posted by XSIHardy
lmao
im realy not joking olly hodson of here will back me up.


tbh why dnt we have any slags on here?



cause there shagging


good point
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pics? of her?
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Good effort lukey boi
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You sound like a total turd tbh, Luke.
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
You sound like a total turd tbh, Luke.

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Shite talking wank to me tbh.
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How exsplite can pics be on here?
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
You sound like you talk total bullshit tbh Luke.
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Originally posted by XSIHardy
ooooh boys,
you no nothing
two lasses down here called leoni and kelly there identical twins. think leoni on 50+ and kelly is on 70+ there 19 btw

nd im not even joking lol


I think ive seen a video of kelly
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
You sound like a total turd tbh, Luke.


Give this man a medal
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Originally posted by XSIHardy
How exsplite can pics be on here?


As long as it's only a link and not hosted here whatever you want.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:
Originally posted by XSIHardy
ooooh boys,
you no nothing
two lasses down here called leoni and kelly there identical twins. think leoni on 50+ and kelly is on 70+ there 19 btw

nd im not even joking lol


I think ive seen a video of kelly
i think thats keely The one getting her pussy licked by a lesbo on a beach?
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Luke you find some proper weirdos i swear!
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quote:
Originally posted by SRi Luke
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
You sound like a total turd tbh, Luke.





thats possibly spot on

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lmao!!!
ill see if i can find pics of the twins
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I'm leaving work now so I'll post some pics when I get in...
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Originally posted by Charlotte
Luke you find some proper weirdos i swear!

They find me.
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I have access to the internet, I can find millions of pictures, doesn't mean i'm not captain bullshit though.
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quote:
Originally posted by SRi Luke
I'm leaving work now so I'll post some pics when I get in...


not 'the' pics??


[Edited on 17-07-2008 by Corsa_phi]
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luke has a pic of him and his g/f im sure ive seen it??!
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^^ i didnt mean a rude one
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quote:
Originally posted by John
I have access to the internet, I can find millions of pictures, doesn't mean i'm not captain bullshit though.

Would you like to see a video of her after being spit roasted? Will you believe me then?

It's 24mb but if you can find somewhere for me to host it -- I will.
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I won't no.

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