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Superlite Ltd.
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24th Apr 08 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"U got 5w40 handy? My mrs in aber she'd collect"
Doug
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24th Apr 08 at 13:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Im guessing from Jas ?

My last message was:
Hello x hows you i'm having an interesting time on the road x
--DAN--
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Bottesford. Drives;3 Series
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24th Apr 08 at 13:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Is ur cock still black??x"

Lawrah
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24th Apr 08 at 13:25   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

well..is it ?
--DAN--
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24th Apr 08 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Half of it is, the other inch is white.
Hammer
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24th Apr 08 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMSL
Lawrah
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24th Apr 08 at 13:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my willy is bigger than that.
--DAN--
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24th Apr 08 at 13:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Prove it.........
Avix87
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24th Apr 08 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Superlite Ltd.
"U got 5w40 handy? My mrs in aber she'd collect"


I lived in aber for 7months, now that is saying something seeing as i am from Cape Town
Lawrah
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gianluigi
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24th Apr 08 at 13:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"can u let me know ur players player on sat aswel plz"
tom_simes
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Registered: 12th Jan 05
Location: Undy, Newport Drives: Skoda Octavia vRS estate
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24th Apr 08 at 13:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Just a reminder that tomorrow is 'Hug a Retard Day', so don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to hurt you!!"
Hoddo
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24th Apr 08 at 13:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Niteexyx - The Misses at about 2a.m this morning.
Ryk
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24th Apr 08 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Sweet, bring body paint aswell! xxx
Huwsi
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24th Apr 08 at 16:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by tom_simes "Just a reminder that tomorrow is 'Hug a Retard Day', so don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to hurt you!!"


dazavich
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24th Apr 08 at 16:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

If i ring you in the next 5 mins, will you answer?

sand-eel
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24th Apr 08 at 16:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"okay doaky smoaky"
DragonV
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24th Apr 08 at 17:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

'jeesus dont keep on'

only asked my boyfriend if he was coming to my house..
JonnyJ
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24th Apr 08 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"I realy love you babe. Thank you so much 4 a fantastic day yesterday, i realy enjoyed my self, hope you did too! Hope work goes ok 4 u aswel. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX

FFS Cosmo just stop txting me, i only came yesterday cos i felt sorry for you
Joe
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24th Apr 08 at 17:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
"I realy love you babe. Thank you so much 4 a fantastic day yesterday, i realy enjoyed my self, hope you did too! Hope work goes ok 4 u aswel. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX



Aww thats nice, at least your mummy loves you.
Ben G
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24th Apr 08 at 17:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

me 2 x
JonnyJ
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24th Apr 08 at 17:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
"I realy love you babe. Thank you so much 4 a fantastic day yesterday, i realy enjoyed my self, hope you did too! Hope work goes ok 4 u aswel. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX



Aww thats nice, at least your mummy loves you.


It was cosmo you tit. I've got a similar one from your mum though
Joe
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24th Apr 08 at 17:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Doubt it when she's 6 foot under
JonnyJ
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24th Apr 08 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Joe
Doubt it when she's 6 foot under


Did i not tell you about my fascination with necrophilia?
Joe
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24th Apr 08 at 17:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Jonny................. just no

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