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19th Mar 07 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

indeed Eck.

Her parents were really strict as well so it made it even better
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When I was with my ex she had a sofa in her room and she was ontop of me with my pants only slightly down and her with a skirt on. He sis came in, only thought we were kissing and that so just stood at the door speaking to us for about 5 mins. She left, we carried on.

Dont think Ive ever been caught other than that. No doubt been heard but nothing has ever been said.





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quote:
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at least there was no visuals to scar family members for life though dave


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I've never been caught by my parents, but every so often (more like monthly) I get way too drunk and attempt to hop into bed, but end up walking around the house naked. The silence goes on for days
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This reminds me of the time when i used to live at home. My brother was at it with his girlfriend in his room and must of left the condom on his bedside table.

I awoke, opened my bedroom door to see the dog run past with something dangling out of it's mouth. She jumped up onto my parent's bed and this was quickly followed with screams from my mum

Dad then walked past holding it and gave it back to my brother.

Happy days.
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19th Mar 07 at 13:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Eck - Unlucky

Dave - OMG LOL how embarrsing!
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FLOL!!!!!! See my brother is sick in the head, he enjoys that sort of thing His gf fell out with him because he slapped her in the face with the used condom
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FPMSL dave sounds like something off meet the parents
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How can you be sure the dog wasen't giving your brother head Dave?

I think the girlfriend is a cover up excuse tbh
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Dude
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Same thing happened to my ex and her new guy Dave, but it was her dad who got the present, way to find out your daughter's not a virgin
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Why would he have a condom on if the dog was performing said act?
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Why would he have a condom on if the dog was performing said act?
Maybe it had seen the condomessentialwear adverts?

Little tag with "Chlamydia" hanging off its collar

[Edited on 19-03-2007 by CorsAsh]
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Eck

I have this kind of mean streak in me... not to that extent though. I wouldn't say i enjoy winding girls up but if i can see something that makes them mad then I'll do it. The sex that follows after is often quite good though
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quote:
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How can you be sure the dog wasen't giving your brother head Dave?

I think the girlfriend is a cover up excuse tbh


probably
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Why would he have a condom on if the dog was performing said act?


Diseaes (sp?) off said dog?

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Originally posted by --Dave--
Eck

I have this kind of mean streak in me... not to that extent though. I wouldn't say i enjoy winding girls up but if i can see something that makes them mad then I'll do it. The sex that follows after is often quite good though


Yeah, whilst givving it doggie style grab her hair and say "your sister's better than this" and see how long you can hold on for
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Originally posted by --Dave--
Eck

I have this kind of mean streak in me... not to that extent though. I wouldn't say i enjoy winding girls up but if i can see something that makes them mad then I'll do it. The sex that follows after is often quite good though


Yeah, whilst givving it doggie style grab her hair and say "your sister's better than this" and see how long you can hold on for


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Exactly Noises like YEEHAA may make it harder to stay on though
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--Dave--
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a girl i used to know took quite a lot of care putting on her makeup in the morning. After she'd finished she was laying on the bed and i threw a pillow in her face
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i dont get it.
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could have messed up said make up that she took ages to perfect?

FPMSL @ this thread
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quote:
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a girl i used to know took quite a lot of care putting on her makeup in the morning. After she'd finished she was laying on the bed and i threw a pillow in her face


this is something i wud do

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