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dna23
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27th Dec 06 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I shall be attending Oceana i do believe i'm gonna give Pablo a text see if he's knocking about... we could grab a crimbo drink
dna23
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27th Dec 06 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
You mean tomorrow thursday?


All Torque
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27th Dec 06 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by jr
no ash's surname


You're only bitter because I can see over the till to pay at the end


FLOL!!
CorsAsh
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27th Dec 06 at 23:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

jr's gonna be fucked if they start bringing in minimum height restrictions at shops.
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
I shall be attending Oceana i do believe i'm gonna give Pablo a text see if he's knocking about... we could grab a crimbo drink


You.... wanna meet me?

Can do. Although I prefere quieter places for social drinking.

Clubbing on the other hand......
All Torque
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27th Dec 06 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
jr's gonna be fucked if they start bringing in minimum height restrictions at shops.


Like booster seats in cars?
andy1868
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27th Dec 06 at 23:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i would do anything to be short enough to have to use a booster seat while driving, damn these dancers legs!

[Edited on 27-12-2006 by andy1868]
All Torque
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27th Dec 06 at 23:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Pete, the nearest Netto to me is in Corby, which may as well be Scotland


Theres one in Bletchley
dna23
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27th Dec 06 at 23:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

jr and willay double up with a big anorak and toss the coin as to who's on top... works everytime
CorsAsh
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27th Dec 06 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yeah, I heard he had to contact Cobra directly to have a lightweight booster seat made.

Had to have carbon fibre blocks attached to his pedals so he could operate them with his midget feet too.
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
ash they look atrocious don't they? i get the same oriental woman serving me every time i go in (not very often, just when im in southport at dinner time)


PMSL! 'Oriental'
All Torque
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27th Dec 06 at 23:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by dna23
jr and willay double up with a big anorak and toss the coin as to who's on top... works everytime


Jr on Willay's shoulders still only makes 4 feet.
dna23
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27th Dec 06 at 23:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by dna23
I shall be attending Oceana i do believe i'm gonna give Pablo a text see if he's knocking about... we could grab a crimbo drink


You.... wanna meet me?

Can do. Although I prefere quieter places for social drinking.

Clubbing on the other hand......


Yes why not if i'm about and you are it's silly not to...

It won't be hours of banter but it'll form a part of my evening whilst i'm cunted
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
ash they look atrocious don't they? i get the same oriental woman serving me every time i go in (not very often, just when im in southport at dinner time)


PMSL! 'Oriental'


Don't worry until she offers to "Rove you rong time" when she's rung through your lunch
andy1868
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27th Dec 06 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nah mate, shes old and wouldn't get it
Robin
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fucking hell, jr, willay, fad and half pint would be fucked in a shop with 'only 2 under 16s at a time' on the door.
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by dna23
jr and willay double up with a big anorak and toss the coin as to who's on top... works everytime


Jr on Willay's shoulders still only makes 4 feet.


jr always goes on top as he's the best at tossing
dna23
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by dna23
jr and willay double up with a big anorak and toss the coin as to who's on top... works everytime


Jr on Willay's shoulders still only makes 4 feet.




I want to put them both in trolleys and push them down shooters hill whilst driving behind in my corsa playing Ennio Morricone - L'estasi Dell'oro (The Ecstasy Of Gold) and just to make it even more interesting they can have jousting poles to poke each other and the winner gets there legs broken then extended by some dodgy thai doctor
CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
nah mate, shes old and wouldn't get it


I heard their fannies go from side to side
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by dna23
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by dna23
I shall be attending Oceana i do believe i'm gonna give Pablo a text see if he's knocking about... we could grab a crimbo drink


You.... wanna meet me?

Can do. Although I prefere quieter places for social drinking.

Clubbing on the other hand......


Yes why not if i'm about and you are it's silly not to...

It won't be hours of banter but it'll form a part of my evening whilst i'm cunted


Deal.
CorsAsh
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27th Dec 06 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by dna23
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by dna23
jr and willay double up with a big anorak and toss the coin as to who's on top... works everytime


Jr on Willay's shoulders still only makes 4 feet.




I want to put them both in trolleys and push them down shooters hill whilst driving behind in my corsa playing Ennio Morricone - L'estasi Dell'oro (The Ecstasy Of Gold) and just to make it even more interesting they can have jousting poles to poke each other and the winner gets there legs broken then extended by some dodgy thai doctor




PS: I love that song.
andy1868
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27th Dec 06 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

worth a crack then surely ash

[Edited on 27-12-2006 by andy1868]
CorsAsh
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27th Dec 06 at 23:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Maybe

I nearly got slapped by my best mate's new bird when I asked which way her eskimo's glove went.
All Torque
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Whats JR short for?
CorsAsh
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Junior Reach (refering to how he can only reach as high up as an 8 yr old).

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