sam-smith
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
I was having this exact conversation with someone before Sam all my ex's mums loved me and thought I was great When I split up with them they all had a go at their daughters.
Oh how they were wrong.
havent been going out with her since about july last year. her mum got e a christmas present for christmas 06. and she said to her "mum we havent been going out for months" apprently her mum said "yeah well he might come round" haha how weird is that
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
there are plenty down here Sam, be sure to double-bag yourself though before-hand.
I was actually 'seeing' a girl from Billericay a few months ago but she's Welsh and well... Just plain fucked up in the head!
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--Dave--
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Sam
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No offence to Welsh people BTW!
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baza31
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I have an ex whos a nutter. When i was seeing her i would go out in town with my friends, as soon as i told her that i was off to town she would phone up her mates and they ended up going out to exactly the same places.
Then she would expect me to talk to her all night when she knew i was out with the lads.
sometimes she even just appeared on her own , i think she did it to ruin my night.
then when i fucked her off in the end she stood in front of my car and woudnt move . I gave her the ultimatum of mooving or getting a very close view of the underneath of my van.
hairdressers for you
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Sam
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Did she move?
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Dione J
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quote: Originally posted by Sam
Did she move?
No, he's still stuck there now
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barry_kellett99
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--

things have changed. I split up with Amanda almost a month ago now. She's giving me a load of grief about the house etc and who should stay/go.
And I can honestly say fat birds do not give the best blowjobs.
I think from memory you were the mortgage payer?
Screw her. Its your money in the house.
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by d_jay50
quote: Originally posted by Sam
Did she move?
No, he's still stuck there now
FPMSL
day 29 staring to get a bit worried about hunger now, the crazy hoe is still standing there, might try and put it in reverse in a minute.
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Tom
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quote: Originally posted by barry_kellett99
quote: Originally posted by --Dave--

things have changed. I split up with Amanda almost a month ago now. She's giving me a load of grief about the house etc and who should stay/go.
And I can honestly say fat birds do not give the best blowjobs.
I think from memory you were the mortgage payer?
Screw her. Its your money in the house.
Fucking right
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jaffa
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once an ex said she is just popping out to her car. Five minutes later she still wasn't back. Went outside look for her and she had gone home.
She was fit but sadly pretty mental.
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ClaireF
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just threats, never went through with them
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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
quote: Originally posted by barry_kellett99
quote: Originally posted by --Dave--

things have changed. I split up with Amanda almost a month ago now. She's giving me a load of grief about the house etc and who should stay/go.
And I can honestly say fat birds do not give the best blowjobs.
I think from memory you were the mortgage payer?
Screw her. Its your money in the house.
Fucking right
well apparently, as the mortgage is in both our names she is entitled to half the value of the house. fuck knows where I'd find that sort of money from
I'm thinking about moving back with the parents... would be a step backwards but at least i can start again.
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Jules
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quote: Originally posted by ClaireF
just threats, never went through with them
Threats like: "I'll come round there and talk to you if you don't do such and such!"?

Only joking
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Jules
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
quote: Originally posted by Tom
quote: Originally posted by barry_kellett99
quote: Originally posted by --Dave--

things have changed. I split up with Amanda almost a month ago now. She's giving me a load of grief about the house etc and who should stay/go.
And I can honestly say fat birds do not give the best blowjobs.
I think from memory you were the mortgage payer?
Screw her. Its your money in the house.
Fucking right
well apparently, as the mortgage is in both our names she is entitled to half the value of the house. fuck knows where I'd find that sort of money from
I'm thinking about moving back with the parents... would be a step backwards but at least i can start again.
---Dave--- I've recently been through all this and I can say that I'm now better off than I was before, if you want any advice then just ask - but be patient as I'm now off to bed for a few hours as I've just been told I've got to work tonight
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--Dave--
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I will send you a U2U mate cheers
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RyanSxi
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dave, did she pay towards the mortgage then or not? (don't mean to be nosey like ignore if you don't wanna say). It's just from this thread it's come over as if you paid it all and now she want's half
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Toby
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quote: Originally posted by willay
All I can do was block my face then push the big fat maccum bitch off my chest and tell her to GTF. Thinking back to it I should of given her a black eye or something.

Within 20 minutes I was out the door dumping her ass 
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by willay]
[Edited on 22-03-2007 by willay]
quote: Originally posted by Dom
hahahaha class  to be fair though, if she was laying into you she must have been a bit of a butch lass 
though ive never had any real psycho lass's - closest it gets is my ex flipping out, because i gave her a cheeky pinch on her backside
lol
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--Dave--
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Here's how it is.
I pay the mortgage (circa £900).
Amanda does the bills (totalling no more than £400 pcm)
We have been here around 15 months now so do the math 
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RyanSxi
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
Here's how it is.
I pay the mortgage (circa £900).
Amanda does the bills (totalling no more than £400 pcm)
We have been here around 15 months now so do the math 
i see fella. should be split 70-30 or something then. although i feel you will get bum loved into 50-50 as you are both on the mortgage.
this is the reason i havn't moved in with the missus yet. too much messing about if we split up
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nathy_87
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quote: Originally posted by willay
All I can do was block my face then push the big fat maccum bitch off my chest and tell her to GTF.
she from Sunderland rough badgers they are
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willay
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yes
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nathy_87
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but i dont agree men hitting women, my so called step-dad hit my mum once, so i knocked him clean out, but i got kicked out for it so i said fcuk her and her hopelss bf (at the time)
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Fee
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I hit Adam once because he tried to steal some of my mashed tatties 
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nathy_87
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poor adam. but Fee when you say that he tried knicking one of your tatties, it reminds me of that advert, "TOUCH MY FOOD, FEEL MY FORK
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