andy1868
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like this
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QbPxXKBdaDE
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Cosmo
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quote: Originally posted by Haimsey
How do pigeons have sex?
Pigeonnie style
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DannyB
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Haimsey
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Marcy Marc 
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Haimsey
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Reckon they ever do anal?
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DannyB
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We need a WW for the pigeone sex please.
[Edited on 13-11-2008 by DannyB]
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Cosmo
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Depends if she is a goer or not.
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Haimsey
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I guess.
I hope my bread has a pigeon stuck to it in the morning Ill report back.

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Cosmo
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Have you covered said bread in superglue?
Maybe cover the window sill in superglu so he can eat the bread but not leave?
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DannyB
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Give them rice
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Haimsey
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I have no glue I could have a whole flock stuck to my ledge Mazin.
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andy1868
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i saw a bird
with a yellow bill
it landed on
my window sill
i coaxed him in
with a can of tizer
and then i
shoved it in the liquidiser
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Cosmo
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That wasnt very nice Andrew.
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andy1868
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it was disrespecting everything i stand for
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Cosmo
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Maybe thats what you do at Area 51, but its not what we do over here.
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andy1868
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well, i could have blasted it with my AR15, but at least with the liquidiser the general pigeon waste would be confined to the liquidiser (i put the lid on thank god) whereas with the assault rifle it would have gone everywhere and quite frankly i couldn't be bothered cleaning it up
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Cosmo
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You none of those futuristic mashed up pigeon hoovers at Area 51?
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andy1868
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none that i'm authorised to tell you about
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Cosmo
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oh
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l15ter
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quote: Originally posted by dannymccann

Is this a serious thread?
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Cosmo
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yes.
The man wants a pet and cant have his first choice which would be a fish. So he wants to copy his neighbour and get a pigeon.
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tom_simes
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  Flol Marc, go get a pigeon! 
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Hammer
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Haimsey, I wish to punch your nose for a few reasons.
When people quote you on CS I think they are quoting me plus you also like pidgeon porn, that is a pet hate of mine.
Ergo, I'd like to punch your nose.
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andy1868
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i've just had a better idea marc, instead of trying to lure one in. go and find a pigeon egg and raise it as your own.
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DannyB
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I'll give you a tennerif you can find where they go at night, never mind finding a pigeon egg
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