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Author A nice chat!
Graham88
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27th Sep 08 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
Its shite theres all people talking crap and threatening to snip yours balls etc


Are you hammer?
Theham85
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27th Sep 08 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
No
Theham85
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27th Sep 08 at 17:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Some twat face is now pretending to me, saying Shit off and all these Scottish slang terms
dan-sport
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27th Sep 08 at 19:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
emma: hi
GOD: IM GOD
emma: fuck you anon.
emma: fuck you to fucking hell.

[Edited on 27-09-2008 by caribic_dan]

[Edited on 27-09-2008 by caribic_dan]
Tommy L
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27th Sep 08 at 19:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My nice chat didn't last long

Hank: whats up
tomtom: Hank, Wowwee never spoke to a Hank before
Hank: ?
Hank: mkay
tomtom: It ryhmes with wank
dan-sport
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27th Sep 08 at 19:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
trold: :O
trold: I found god!
GOD: IM GOD
trold: You don't say
GOD: no i don't i type
trold: Actually, I didn't believe in you untill i just met you
GOD: :O
trold: A simple question
GOD: if you don't belive in me u go to hell
GOD: go on
trold: how can you be omniscent, omnipotent and still omnibenevolent?
GOD: i don't like you im going to smite u and your hole family
trold: Okidoke
trold: But how can you do such a thing if you're all of the above?
GOD: BECAUSE IM GOD YOU FUCKING RETARDED TOOL!!
trold: xD
GOD: im gonna rape your girlfriend
trold: Good
Theham85
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27th Sep 08 at 19:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So you God or Trold?
Kerry
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27th Sep 08 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This is hilarious!
Tommy L
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27th Sep 08 at 19:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
poke: A WILD MISSINGNO. APPEARS!
tomtom: Can i poke you?
poke: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
tomtom: poke you
tomtom: with my magic stick
poke: NO

some people are just boring

[Edited on 27-09-2008 by corsa_tomtom]
Kerry
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27th Sep 08 at 19:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Satsuma: Hello Kerry.
Satsuma: I will be honest from the start. I wish to see you naked and then have sex with you.
Satsuma: Can this be arranged?
Kerry: your being very fruity
Satsuma: XD COZ I'M A SATSUMA LOL
Kerry: are u juicy
Kerry: can i peel off your clothes
Satsuma: Answer my earlier question. No more of your fruit puns.
Kerry: you wish to arrange sexual intercourse with a stranger?
Satsuma: Indeed I do.
Satsuma: Will you be said stranger?
Satsuma: I demand faster replies.
Kerry: I have never witnessed an orange "pear" with a lemon
Satsuma: I am done with you.
Kerry: harsh
Satsuma: I hope you die of AIDs
Tommy L
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27th Sep 08 at 19:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I had satusma,he/she cut me off after the first orange joke
Kerry
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27th Sep 08 at 19:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whos pretending to be me??

Busted

CS_Kerry: hey
Kerry: YOU LIE
CS_Kerry: huh?
Kerry: which one of you fools is pretending to be me
Kerry: haha
CS_Kerry: Same could be said to you!!!
Kerry: I know its me
CS_Kerry: I knew this would happen
CS_Kerry: ffs
Kerry: LOL
CS_Kerry: busted you haven't I?
Kerry: no i busted you
Tommy L
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27th Sep 08 at 19:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Im Kerry: Im kerry
CorsaSMK: gtf
Nath
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little_duke
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27th Sep 08 at 20:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
Kerry: you wish to arrange sexual intercourse with a stranger?
Satsuma: Indeed I do.
Satsuma: Will you be said stranger?
Satsuma: I demand faster replies.
Kerry: I have never witnessed an orange "pear" with a lemon
Richie B
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27th Sep 08 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was 'George':


Will: 19/m/PA, you?
George: PA?
Will: West Philadelphia, born and raised,here.
Will: =)
George: on the playground is where i spent most of my days?
Richie B
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27th Sep 08 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



George: i'm probably too old for you
pedobear: what exactly is too old?
pedobear: how old are you?
George: well 'pedo' doesn't exactly instill confidence in someone
George: regardless of the spelling
pedobear: all i need to know is your age
pedobear: i'll give you candy
pedobear: and a cake.
George: i'm in my 20s, i'm afraid
pedobear: oh
pedobear: thats gross.
sand-eel
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28th Sep 08 at 19:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
whos on the now?
sand-eel
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28th Sep 08 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Barbie: Mooo
Barbie: I like cows.
moo: moo
moo: moo moooo
Barbie: Do you
Barbie: like grass?
Barbie: What does cow drink?
moo: do you LIKE cows
Barbie: How is your life at the farm?
Barbie: I LOVE cows!
moo: do you shag cows?
moo: ?
Barbie: I usually stick my hand in their ass to squeeze a sorta shit out
moo: moo
Barbie: Does cows like that?
moo: no


i'am "moo"

[Edited on 28-09-2008 by sand-eel]
Theham85
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28th Sep 08 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
Barbie: Mooo
Barbie: I like cows.
moo: moo
moo: moo moooo
Barbie: Do you
Barbie: like grass?
Barbie: What does cow drink?
moo: do you LIKE cows
Barbie: How is your life at the farm?
Barbie: I LOVE cows!
moo: do you shag cows?
moo: ?
Barbie: I usually stick my hand in their ass to squeeze a sorta shit out
moo: moo
Barbie: Does cows like that?
moo: no


i'am "moo"

[Edited on 28-09-2008 by sand-eel]



I had my suspicions of your mental decline. This confirms it
Tiger
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28th Sep 08 at 21:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Broke again.
Ben J
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28th Sep 08 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Random(me): wat
wat: wat
Random: wat
wat: WHY DO THEY ALL SAY WAT, WHEN I COME IN CHAT
wat: FUCK YOU
Random: wat
wat: Also, lets talk about the games we like.
wat: I think Lost - the game is awesome
Random: wat games


[Edited on 28-09-2008 by Ben J]
Theham85
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28th Sep 08 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats the "game" shite about actually
Ben J
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28th Sep 08 at 22:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
Whats the "game" shite about actually


Fuck knows.....
Scotty C
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28th Sep 08 at 22:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whisper: poo
scatt: hi
scatt: turd
Whisper: asl
scatt: 22/m/uk, u?
Whisper: 19/f/uk
scatt: where bouts?
Whisper: Manchester
scatt: cool. do u know cosmo?

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