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CorsAsh
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27th Nov 07 at 15:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
It always cracks me up to imagine you saying stuff like "PWNZORD1!!ELEVEN!" in real life SetH, please make a video.
SetH
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27th Nov 07 at 15:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1337 hax0r pwn4g3!!!
CorsAsh
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27th Nov 07 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


You know BOOMHEADSHOT guy?

I picture you like him. But with more buffness.
CorsAsh
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27th Nov 07 at 15:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY
Kyle T
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27th Nov 07 at 15:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by danh785
quote:
Originally posted by DC1990
I once pissed all over some girls face.

She fucking deserved it.



Fucking

Lotus Elise 111R

Impreza WRX STi
SetH
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27th Nov 07 at 15:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pmsl

Ahem, anyway BTTT

My mates has snapped his banjo string on two occasions.

first occasion was a HEFFER that he ended up through a combination of him being grossly intoxicated, me pulling it for him, and him doing the whole, "well its better then a wank, although only one step up".

Anyway later that night, he is in the spare room doing obscene things with the A10 Warthog bleached blonde with dark black bushy eyebrows. I can only imagine that her ancestors were kurgens like in highlander. the nosies coming from this room were sickening, i could her deep grunting and i assure you it was not him.

the next mornign he staggers into the lounge. John and me are hungover dying on the sofas and as he walks in his words are.. "My god what have i done?"

To which we are proper ROFLMFAO for real. He then tells us about teh banjo string and im like, "how the fuck did that happen?", he replies

"she was riding me and i cant quite remember because i was pretty much out of it but she said something like, "im bored with this hole."

[Edited on 27-11-2007 by SetH]
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27th Nov 07 at 15:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
pmsl
"she was riding me and i cant quite remember because i was pretty much out of it but she said something like, "im bored with this hole."

[Edited on 27-11-2007 by SetH]



haha she was playing the alpha male then!
Tom
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27th Nov 07 at 15:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL (I just said that out loud )

Fucking scary bet he was fukcing black and blue
SetH
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yes, i guess he effectively got reverse sodomized and retro ripped lmao
Kathryn W
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27th Nov 07 at 15:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Lmfao
dannymccann
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olm7xC-gBMY



So yea I like FPS's, errr, what can I say I like nothin more than the rush of hunting people down and killin 'em, I mean my hearts beating, my hearts beating and my hands are shaking look my hands are shaking BUT IM STILL SHOOTING AND IM STILL GETTING THE HEADSHOTS AND IM LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT BOOM HEADSHOT BOOOOMMM HEEAADDSHHOOTT

OMFG this video has actually made my stomach muscles hurt from
SetH
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27th Nov 07 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
split the thread FFS
Tom
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27th Nov 07 at 16:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Didn't watch that b4

It's Mark
SetH
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27th Nov 07 at 16:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol get with teh times, we went through all this a year ago iirc, didnt we ash?

apparantly kery says im craig david as well.

"oh look its a mixed race bloke with a bald head, it must be mark"
dannymccann
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
split the thread FFS


sorry
Kathryn W
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You dont look like craig david, you look nothing alike
SetH
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27th Nov 07 at 16:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
kathryn can we hear stories of your sexual accidents please?
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27th Nov 07 at 16:13   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Kathryn W
You dont look like craig david, you look nothing alike


He does look like the new improved craig david, altho i have a mate who also does.
Tom
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27th Nov 07 at 16:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
lol get with teh times, we went through all this a year ago iirc, didnt we ash?

apparantly kery says im craig david as well.

"oh look its a mixed race bloke with a bald head, it must be mark"


Sorry
SetH
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facial recognition technology would beg to differ.
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
facial recognition technology would beg to differ.


Yeah and im 99% match to a chinese old woman..
SetH
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Kathryn W
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I havn't had any sexual accidents, i makesure im nice and lubed before we get into the hardcore stuff...
SetH
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Kathryn!!

you were 17 and innocent when you came to CS, what have i done to you?
Kathryn W
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