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Tom
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Originally posted by willay
HONK tom, yeah I wasnt paying last night

boss was like "get a cab to your station and put it on expenses"

I got a £31 cab from west london to north london

[Edited on 14-11-2007 by willay]


That's the only thing I miss about working for a large company tbh, it's also linked to why i don't work for them anymore

We used to go out and happily spend £150 a head on a team building night out every couple of months

Dan295
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you two (dan and tom) should cut the flirting and kiss already


:blushes:

im waiting for my boot trims to arrive and when they do i will probably abandom my assignment
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tom you smooth moover
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anyone got a recovery disc for packard bell ixtreme
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Did you know you can buy the ECU reading software from ebay? And remapping software
Dan295
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Did you know you can buy the ECU reading software from ebay? And remapping software


yes you can also buy women from thailand
Tommy L
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quote:
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you two (dan and tom) should cut the flirting and kiss already

i'm not going to make the first move, in fear of rejection
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interesting
Dan295
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
you two (dan and tom) should cut the flirting and kiss already

i'm not going to make the first move, in fear of rejection


i dont want to get hurt again, i just couldnt take the pain again:cries:
pow
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Did you know you can buy the ECU reading software from ebay? And remapping software


yes you can also buy women from thailand


Yes, buts whats wrong with reading shit off my ECU with some software? Isnt gunna fuck it up... is it? I dont think id trust an ebay reeeemap
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in other news, someone is bidding on my calibra doorcards woop woop
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Answer the fucking question dan
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Yes, buts whats wrong with reading shit off my ECU with some software? Isnt gunna fuck it up... is it? I dont think id trust an ebay reeeemap


reading off the ECU is fine, but if you start writing values to it then your a braver man then i am
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan295
quote:
Originally posted by pow
Did you know you can buy the ECU reading software from ebay? And remapping software


yes you can also buy women from thailand


Yes, buts whats wrong with reading shit off my ECU with some software? Isnt gunna fuck it up... is it? I dont think id trust an ebay reeeemap


oh i thought you were talking about the little remap thingys, they can be dodgy though, whenever a car is being diagnostic checked they usually sit on the edge of the seat or out of the car though, due to if they hit the wrong button and the airbag pushes the laptop in their face
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan295
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote:
Originally posted by willay
you two (dan and tom) should cut the flirting and kiss already

i'm not going to make the first move, in fear of rejection


i dont want to get hurt again, i just couldnt take the pain again:cries:

are you going to reject me, just like everyone else?
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote:
Originally posted by Dan295
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote:
Originally posted by willay
you two (dan and tom) should cut the flirting and kiss already

i'm not going to make the first move, in fear of rejection


i dont want to get hurt again, i just couldnt take the pain again:cries:

are you going to reject me, just like everyone else?


its not you its me, its best we stay friends
pow
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Nah I wouldnt write to the ECU unless it was to turn off the EML or Airbag light.

Just for a fiver could be interesting couldnt it.
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yes, because dan is scared of commitment
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in other news, someone is bidding on my calibra doorcards woop woop

was just about to ask how much you want for them, but realised I'm selling the corsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan295
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote:
Originally posted by Dan295
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote:
Originally posted by willay
you two (dan and tom) should cut the flirting and kiss already

i'm not going to make the first move, in fear of rejection


i dont want to get hurt again, i just couldnt take the pain again:cries:

are you going to reject me, just like everyone else?


its not you its me, its best we stay friends

don't think i want to be just friends
willay
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its not you its me


we've all used that line once
Dan295
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thats what we will put on your grave,

Here Lies David Powell
Due to not being too clever he pushed a laptop through his head,

quote:
Originally posted by pow
Just for a fiver could be interesting couldnt it.

Tommy L
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i'm still waiting to use that line

think i may giggle when i do it

[Edited on 14-11-2007 by corsa_tomtom]
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Pow would you put your willy in a toilet cubical hole if it was only £5 and 'interesting'?
Dan295
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan295
its not you its me


we've all used that line once


tbh i prefer the old "fuck off your ugly"
then they run off crying and never speak to you ever again










does this make me a bad person

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