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as sandpaper

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Bored

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really ought to have a drink at some point today

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I tummy ach

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I tummy ach

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Mines talking. But only coz its hungry

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I tummy ach

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fantastic reads, i just had to contribute the first story that popped into my mind.

halloween night two years ago, my girlfriend of 4 or so years and I always had big halloween celebrations with a close-knit group of friends(mostly couples) all the girls were friends, all us guys were friends, was a happy fun time in college.

halloween night my girlfriend got really, really drunk very early. She was always a puker, so i was expecting a shitty night of holding her head over the toilet, and passing out next to her not getting any. but this night was different, she got so drunk that she became hyper...she was bouncing around my house party talking to everyone in sight, mostly people who didn't really know her and probably thought she was weird.

an hour or two later its getting around midnight and my girlfriend pitches me an idea, not just any idea, but THE idea. She says she wants a threesome with her best friend K. K has apparantly been apprised of the situation and is down! I write it off as both of them being drunk and horny and nothing more. 4 AM rolls around and everyone at my party has been gone for around an hour.

its approaching 5 AM and the only people in my house were me, girlfriend, and K. girlfriend is in my room playing mp3s and talking with K, im in my living room honestly not knowing if they are still serious. Embarassing to admit, but I actually called my best friend at 5 am, and asked for advice (sup Havok). He told me i was a raging pussy and to get in there.

I walk into my room, and find out they were very much serious. Group kissing ensues, heavy petting, girl on girl starts, the whole 9 yards. (Neither of them had ever kissed a girl) Its like 7 AM now, and ive already had sex with them both. Now let me stress a point here, I am by no means "big" down there, and im far from being an attractive man. But ive always been pretty good at "holding out" when i need too. Honestly I cant remember a time that i ever shot my load "too" early. Its my thing.

But id been having A FUCKING THREESOME for a solid hour now, and i felt those all to familiar (but great) feelings.

Realizing that i was currently having sex with K, and knowing that even though my girlfriend was being (really) cool tonight, and the entire thing was her idea, she would NOT be happy with it finishing with K and not her. My mind went cold, I started to really focus on not letting it go, thinking about baseball and my grandma naked, etc. But of course, all of this had the oppisite effect and fully realizing the gravity of the situation, i pulled out fast and awkwardly(getting an oww in the process). Let me tell you guys, when thats gonna happen, it happens, not even God could stop it. And mid pull out (i was on top) it did, all over K's neck and face.

They were both actually pretty good humored about it, K got up and started to get dressed, girlfriend was a little pissed that i didnt save it for her, and wanted to go again. She gets on top of me and nothing was happening...im trying so hard and everything down there was just too tired. (The Zapp Brannigan quote comes to mind "The mind is willing, but the flesh is soggy and weak.") In my concentration my eyes drift from my girlfriend to K getting dressed...and like magic its back. It was something about the way she had to adjust her bra to contain her very impressive breasts, but, about 20 seconds later my girlfriend must have looked into my eyes and traced where i was staring, gets off of me and long embarassing story later, we never had sex again and hardly speak anymore.


Lesson to be learned: If your happy with the current sex your having, don't try a threesome.

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Originally posted by willay
meetings are long

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this one wasnt bad, we might have a company outing to Amsterdam next weekend

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Jeanne

When do you want that arse groove? Worked out how you are paying for it yet?

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