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willay
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I'm going to u2u him this thread, cause hes currently living with one of his girlfriends
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Top man.
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things have changed. I split up with Amanda almost a month ago now. She's giving me a load of grief about the house etc and who should stay/go.

And I can honestly say fat birds do not give the best blowjobs.
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You split upw ith her? no fucking way!! first time i've heard
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yeah. Unlike some people on here i dont find the need to band my personal business around the net
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Originally posted by --Dave--
And I can honestly say fat birds do not give the best blowjobs.


I beg to differ...

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dave you were still with her when he spoke on live wern't u? oh how times change
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Ryan - she was around mate but we werent together as such.

And Sam.... no, just no I know they have to put more effort in etc and that they're desperate, but no.
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yeah. Unlike some people on here i dont find the need to band my personal business around the net


fair play you cunt, just looking out for you mate.
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And I can honestly say fat birds do not give the best blowjobs.


I beg to differ...




sam fucking loves the fatties!
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quote:
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yeah. Unlike some people on here i dont find the need to band my personal business around the net


fair play you cunt, just looking out for you mate.


I didn't mean you mate, i was referring to others on here

Cheers though plenty more fish in the sea.
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Ryan - she was around mate but we werent together as such.

And Sam.... no, just no I know they have to put more effort in etc and that they're desperate, but no.


They might think they are eating a Big Mac or something?
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funny shaped Big Mac
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Originally posted by willay
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Originally posted by Sam
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And I can honestly say fat birds do not give the best blowjobs.


I beg to differ...




sam fucking loves the fatties!


It's true. I can't hide my shame no longer. Skinny chicks just don't do it for me.
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Originally posted by --Dave--


funny shaped Big Mac


I saw a porno vid on the net once where some guy posed as a pizza delivery boy and there was a hole in the box, she invited him in and he sat down with the pizza box on his lap, and when she opened said box his willy was protruding through a hole in it - I'm sure she ate both his old man and the pizza at the same time... But anyways, maybe they dream of shit like that.

I'll be quiet now.
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I didn't mean you mate, i was referring to others on here

Cheers though plenty more fish in the sea.



Always here if you want a shoulder to cry on or to just talk.
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thanks Willay I'm over her mate, did my head in more than she made me happy

Now to just get a lodger in so she can finally fuck off.
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where you at yo, how mcuh rent
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£400 a month

This includes unlimited use of Wireless Broadband, Sky, Xbox 360 (with Live) and food.

I live near Lakeside Shopping Centre.
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i got burnt with an iron once. her mum had a go at her.... haha her mum loved me
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I was having this exact conversation with someone before Sam all my ex's mums loved me and thought I was great When I split up with them they all had a go at their daughters.

Oh how they were wrong.
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same Dave
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I wish to copulate with an Essex bird.
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there are plenty down here Sam, be sure to double-bag yourself though before-hand.

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