topshot_2k
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and he keeps shouting 'Get a mauser Yankee'
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Steve
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whats a mauser?
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topshot_2k
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Its a German Firemarms manufacturer, that made the legendary K98 rifle, as used in COD3
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Carl
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as in "broomhandled mauser" 
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All Torque
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Originally posted by topshot_2k
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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
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Originally posted by WATSON
No man should HIT a girl no matter what  Soon as a man hits a girl they are no man in my book!
Just some sick person.
totally agree with that 
if a woman hits/uses violence they dont come under 'ladies/women' in my book
I agree with Top_Shot
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Ally
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Not wrong imo if she is really trying to go for you, but men are better off just walking away or restraining the woman in question
Personally i think picking a fight with a man is a stupid idea, better things you can do like spread rumors and pour your drink over him/nut him with your heel and run away
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topshot_2k
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topshot_2k
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even drink pouring would result in a can of whoopass being opened
[Edited on 18-12-2006 by topshot_2k]
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Shane
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if a bloke hit a women even if she hit him 1st i would fly at him and kick 7 shades of shit outta the twat
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pdwhelan
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my gf tends to his me while im driving... she gave me a fat lip the other night but thats a big story.. sort of started in my house and then half way to her house in the car, when she hit me i got out the car and left her with it.. she attempted to drive it then so i had to go back lol.. then i got smacked in the face a few more times. i didnt hit back though although i should of restrained her in some way. usualy if im driving though i will just slam my brakes on and that makes her shut up for a few seconds!
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All Torque
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Originally posted by pdwhelan
my gf tends to his me while im driving... she gave me a fat lip the other night but thats a big story.. sort of started in my house and then half way to her house in the car, when she hit me i got out the car and left her with it.. she attempted to drive it then so i had to go back lol.. then i got smacked in the face a few more times. i didnt hit back though although i should of restrained her in some way. usualy if im driving though i will just slam my brakes on and that makes her shut up for a few seconds!
Undo her seatbelt first next time 
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topshot_2k
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Originally posted by Shane
if a bloke hit a women even if she hit him 1st i would fly at him and kick 7 shades of shit outta the twat
im affraid this attitude will either land you in deep shit or result in you having a beating of your life. As i posted i have tried to help a woman being a pushed around. she flippe don me when i stopped her bloke.
[Edited on 18-12-2006 by topshot_2k]
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Joe
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Originally posted by Carl
as in "broomhandled mauser"
That my friend is a broomhandled mauser
Max and Paddy
P.s these snowmen are shit
[Edited on 18-12-2006 by joe6886]
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Swiftay
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quote:
Originally posted by pdwhelan
my gf tends to his me while im driving... she gave me a fat lip the other night but thats a big story.. sort of started in my house and then half way to her house in the car, when she hit me i got out the car and left her with it.. she attempted to drive it then so i had to go back lol.. then i got smacked in the face a few more times. i didnt hit back though although i should of restrained her in some way. usualy if im driving though i will just slam my brakes on and that makes her shut up for a few seconds!
next time slap your willy in her face and shout 'momma said nock you out' while shoving her out of the car
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Brett
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I haven't read the entire thread, but to be honest i'd probably be too busy laughing at the fact i'd just been hit by a cherry bomb exhaust 
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Eck
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
I haven't read the entire thread, but to be honest i'd probably be too busy laughing at the fact i'd just been hit by a cherry bomb exhaust
Was wondering when someone would say it. Isn't my first choice of weapon tbh But I would never hit a girl, no matter what she has done to me. I've been brought up to keep control in these situations, but if she has went at you with a cherry bomb I don;t know what I'd do in that situation
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Eck
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I'd probably tell her a cherry bomb would fail an emissions test then take more of a beating with it
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Colin
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Id shove the cherry bomb up her fudd!!!
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TomWilly
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lmao
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Joe
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
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Originally posted by Carl
as in "broomhandled mauser"
That my friend is a broomhandled mauser
Max and Paddy
P.s these snowmen are shit
[Edited on 18-12-2006 by joe6886]
Still made me laugh
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Hammer
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Originally posted by bubblevaux
so if your outside the works nightclub in nottingham and a big lairy woman hits u over the head with a cherry bomb exhaust, is it wrong to clock her in the nose??
LMAO fucking priceless
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Brett
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
I haven't read the entire thread, but to be honest i'd probably be too busy laughing at the fact i'd just been hit by a cherry bomb exhaust
so was this 
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Colin
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I still want to know why there was a woman, standing outside a nightclub swinging about a cheap aftermarket exhaust 
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Brett
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a big lairy woman at that!
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taylorboosh
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i dont think a man should hit a woman ever, ex gf punched me threw things at me scratched kicked all sorts, poured drinks, u name it, i never raised a hand to her, all i did was grab her hands and pin her till she calmed down. needless to say she is my ex for a reason, but am sure it hurt her more when i shagged her best mate 
my new gf however wouldnt hurt a fly, and we are soooo much happyer than me and my ex ever where
but advice is too walk away or get a female mate to bray her
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