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Author CYBERSPUNKEY: THE TIME HAS COME
Shelly
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you may call me big moma
Ojc
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FFS, I suspect you are a size 14 and a 36D/E
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can i get you some crisco?
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suspect what you want
Ojc
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So am I correct? I reckon I am.
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i am not at liberty to say
Ojc
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FFS, you are that size are'nt you?

Unless you are bigger

Size 18
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Do you have dimples on your arse?
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Do you have dimples on your arse?


Or a hairy back!
Shelly
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Do you have dimples on your arse?


its called cellulite
Ojc
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Yes, I wanted to be even more crude
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whats crude about dimples
Ojc
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Dimples on your arse cheeks are not nice, my ex had them.

I bet she has even more now, she is a fat cow
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bend forward n counter the number of spare tyres for me
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
she is a fat cow


well so am i, but do i look bothered?

i have enough spares if the corsa hit a stinger
Ojc
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I do not believe you are that fat Shelly.
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oh your in for a surprise

youve seen me before anyway Oliver
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rahhh
Ojc
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Shelly for god sake, look at your picture. You do not look that fat.

Mikey Pikey looks fat.

[Edited on 04-09-2003 by Ojc]
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need fully body pics to get a gud idea of your exact dimensions
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piss off getting at my boyfriend

you would need to apply for planning permission if you were going to become my other half
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Shelly, we need full body pics ASAP.
Shelly
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well i dont have any

and as i keep saying Oliver, you have met me before
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
she is a fat cow


well so am i, but do i look bothered?

i have enough spares if the corsa hit a stinger


dont think u look fat at all on any pix babes!

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