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CorsAsh

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12th Nov 08 at 23:12

It's Scotland Ham. The rain will have extinguished the firebomb before it does any damage.

Come to think of it, why do you even need fire brigades up there???

K17STY

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12th Nov 08 at 23:13

just keep saying its fully booked

K17STY

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12th Nov 08 at 23:13

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
It's Scotland Ham. The rain will have extinguished the firebomb before it does any damage.

Come to think of it, why do you even need fire brigades up there???

We know that red rx7s burn stronger than the rain can put out.

CorsAsh

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12th Nov 08 at 23:14

I'll just firebomb Burger castle if I can't do the Bridge.

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:14

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
It's Scotland Ham. The rain will have extinguished the firebomb before it does any damage.

Come to think of it, why do you even need fire brigades up there???

To make "Mee Maw" noises and also to save cats from spinal injuries falling from monkey puzzle trees

CorsAsh

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12th Nov 08 at 23:14

quote:
Originally posted by K17STY

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
It's Scotland Ham. The rain will have extinguished the firebomb before it does any damage.

Come to think of it, why do you even need fire brigades up there???

We know that red rx7s burn stronger than the rain can put out.

Glue usually burns well too. I'll show you.

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:15

quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
just keep saying its fully booked

I don't know how. I work in there and there are usually 3 meals served every fortnight

K17STY

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12th Nov 08 at 23:15

you have to catch glue first

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:16

Horses scare me, one tried to eat me once, true story.

CorsAsh

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12th Nov 08 at 23:17

Set fire to the field, not like glue can fly.

3 meals every fortnight?? Wooooow

CorsAsh

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12th Nov 08 at 23:18

quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
Horses scare me, one tried to eat me once, true story.

Good thing about horses is you can sniff near them, and it gets you high, which makes you unafraid.

But paranoid.

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:18

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Set fire to the field, not like glue can fly.

3 meals every fortnight?? Wooooow

They forgot to pay me again, that fire idea of yours sounds very swell. They don't even sell nice beer (apart from Guiness)

CorsAsh

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12th Nov 08 at 23:19

Guinness is a meal technically

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:20

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
Horses scare me, one tried to eat me once, true story.
Good thing about horses is you can sniff near them, and it gets you high, which makes you unafraid.

But paranoid.

I was building a fence up a hill and a horse came up behind me, scraping its cloven hooves and making allsorts of neighing and "ppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" noises (can't really spell the noise), breathing fire and firing lasers and shit. I very nearly papped my shants

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:21

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Guinness is a meal technically

I spelt Guinness wrong, its amazing I love it, better than the other turd they sell..................Tennent's

CorsAsh

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12th Nov 08 at 23:21

quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
I was building a fence up a hill and a horse came up behind me, scraping its cloven hooves and making allsorts of neighing and "ppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" noises (can't really spell the noise), breathing fire and firing lasers and shit. I very nearly papped my shants

Actual

I was once chased by a bottle of Copydex. True story.

K17STY

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12th Nov 08 at 23:22

quote:
Originally posted by Theham85

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
Horses scare me, one tried to eat me once, true story.
Good thing about horses is you can sniff near them, and it gets you high, which makes you unafraid.

But paranoid.

I was building a fence up a hill and a horse came up behind me, scraping its cloven hooves and making allsorts of neighing and "ppprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" noises (can't really spell the noise), breathing fire and firing lasers and shit. I very nearly papped my shants

Awww it only liked you then

Tommy L

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12th Nov 08 at 23:24

really need to do lawrah one now

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:24

I fed it grass, I thought this would build a bond between us, however it made more noises then got up on its back legs. like it was gonna crush me. I genuinely did not LOL at this point

CorsAsh

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12th Nov 08 at 23:25

Theres your mistake, you should have eaten some grass first to show that it wasnt poisoned.

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:28

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Theres your mistake, you should have eaten some grass first to show that it wasnt poisoned.

Now you tell me after my near horseshoe printed face

Maybe it was because they were badly treated or something and saw me as the enemy

Ben G

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12th Nov 08 at 23:37

tipping

i sometimes leave a quid extra but that's only because i can't be bothered getting change.

i don't get tipped to build engines for peoples brand new car's, shall i start moaning too?

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:44

Actual pic I took at the time if you don't believe me

Mike

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12th Nov 08 at 23:48

Where was the grass and the fence?

Theham85

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12th Nov 08 at 23:49

quote:
Originally posted by Mike B
Where was the grass and the fence?

Erm..............................behind the sea

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