Phi
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
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that beats Laxative in milk tbh
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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poured 95 degree boiling hot water on a mates lap in science class. *by accident*
tied my mates hoody to a post in school whilst he was wearing it, left himthere for 15 minutes.
can't remember anything bad tbh 
edit: set off a fire extinguisher in my mates face, nearly got kicked out of school for that
and started a fire in woods with a mate, firemen were called, i ran home and shat myself for 2 days
[Edited on 03-04-2008 by Ben G]
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psycho sport
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Registered: 27th Mar 03
Location: Guildford Surrey Drives: Vauxhall Monaro
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
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Originally posted by psycho sport
When i was 5 or 6 a kid wouldnt get off the tyre swing so i jumped on whilst swinging and bite him in the belly button... bled like hell and i got shat on by teachers and parents!
You have aids.
Nah i got the all clear when i went to the GUM clinic when i has puss coming out of my todge.... 
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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i said a swear once......never again
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pacman001001
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Registered: 2nd Jan 08
Location: Lancashire Drives: 1.6 sport
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may i ask, why would someone decide to piss on a hamster???
*whittie*
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Haimsey
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Registered: 8th May 05
Location: Nottingham Drives: Corsa B
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Found a friends mums dildo/sex toy collection hidden in the stool of the computer  Now that was amusing at the age of 11
Marcy Marc 
White Sport Progress Thread
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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quote:
Originally posted by Ian
To be honest I'm not brimming with stories. In fact I don't have many at all.
Ian, at some point during your youth you must have assisted in taking either a radio/hubcaps/a escort  
cosmo would have done the same id imagine, if he could get away from his minder and brake out of the west wing of his parents mansion
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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Went to a Vauxhall garage at night to steal an aerial once but they had a white Cav turbo on the forecourt so we just looked at that instead.
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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pmsl
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harrisp
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Registered: 15th Dec 07
Location: Derbyshire
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quote:
Originally posted by lee_wee
set a powder fire extinguisher off right in my mates face and it filled ths sports hall with a powdery mist lol every surface was white! they were after who did it for ages and i was shitting it gettin caught
I did that, but I got caught .
Those toner cartridges for photocopiers...pulled the end off one and through it around a brand new computer room.
Stole a supply teachers folder so we could get there password then got rid of absences and change peoples medical records
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tnt
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Registered: 26th Feb 08
Location: Shropshire
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me and mates
made a teacher cry
set a paper bank up in flames with cctv wacthing and firemen came but we didnt get caught
countless times of knocking doors or booting them lol
we got some plant pots from a house and put them in next doors garden
smashed a window on a van to try and "hot wire" it
set of a fire extinguisher
stole hubcaps
jumped on a car roof and dented it in *would hate that now  *
funniest i think was stole a lawn mower from a guys garden next to a park and set it to the lowest setting and cut out our "gang" name in the park lol
[Edited on 03-04-2008 by tnt]
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
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Originally posted by Rebecca
Your a bad boy!
Punish me 
Hell yes.
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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On the last day of year 7 all us lads from my French class outed our teacher and her affair with the head master.  I think she got sacked.
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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We put a fish in the false roof in our common room.
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tnt
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Registered: 26th Feb 08
Location: Shropshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Rebecca
We put a fish in the false roof in our common room.
lol lads did taht in the girls toilets at my old school
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PhilC
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Lancs, UK
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
we went on a school trip to the lake district on an adventure holiday thing. while there we stayed in challet style places in the woods, each challet had a different code, but this was insanely easy to work out. some lads in my challet went round vandalising everyones challets and started the rumour that it was a ghost, the teachers had to sit everyone down and convince them that there was no such thing the best one was where they hung one lad's beany baby and wrote "you're next" next to it
Andy!!! What's your surname?? That was YMCA? Greetby Hill Primary School??
I was there! Do i know you?
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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quote:
Originally posted by pacman001001
may i ask, why would someone decide to piss on a hamster???
*whittie*
I really have no idea
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PhilC
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Lancs, UK
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quote:
Originally posted by jamez_zz
i nearly got kicked out of school full stop. answered my phone in class. teacher was a right nobhound, snatched my phone so i called him a 4eyed n*ggA. even tho he isnt black...
This one made me piss myself...
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PhilC
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Registered: 21st Jan 06
Location: Lancs, UK
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quote:
Originally posted by little_duke
my sister once took the p**s out of me so i cut her ponytail off
... as did this
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Another one. I was driving through Northampton after a heavy night out, and it was lashing it down with rain. Anyway we were driving down a dual carriageway when right next to a bus stop I spotted a huge puddle. So naturally I sped through the puddle and drenched the people waiting for the bus. It was hilarious up until I looked in my rear view mirror and saw an old woman drenched from head to toe.
I'm such a cunt.
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Huwsi
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Registered: 27th Apr 07
Location: Bangor, Gwynedd
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I've just remembered more;
We put catfood on a ceiling tile in our six form room and left it over easter
Fire extinguisher in a mates face, smashed up someones cdt project for a laugh (he deserved it), put a few windows in
And last but not least, choke slammed a mate through a pool table! He was laughing more than us
@ whittie- pissing on a hamster?
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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quote:
Originally posted by PhilC
Andy!!! What's your surname?? That was YMCA? Greetby Hill Primary School??
I was there! Do i know you?
yeah YMCA, greetby hill. my surname is roberts, and you?
by the looks of it you were in the year above me, you may have known my brother david though?
[Edited on 04-04-2008 by andy1868]
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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where to start
set a block of flats on fire.
built a tree house then decided burning it down would be fun, was going ok till the fire spreaded getting really close to some houses.
phoning childline frequently kidding on i was a boy from down the street
the one im most ashamed of as im now so protective of my car was me and a group of pals lifted this guys car up from behind and rolled it all the way along the street and left it outside of someone elses house
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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First ones that spring to mind are stealing my french teacher's handbag and lighting a Magniesum ribbon and burning hole straight through a kids brand new rucksack
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath Another one. I was driving through Northampton after a heavy night out, and it was lashing it down with rain. Anyway we were driving down a dual carriageway when right next to a bus stop I spotted a huge puddle. So naturally I sped through the puddle and drenched the people waiting for the bus. It was hilarious up until I looked in my rear view mirror and saw an old woman drenched from head to toe. I'm such a cunt.
2 grand fine, minus 7 internets
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