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andy1868
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12th Nov 07 at 19:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
have a sly one near her, then come on her face, then ask as cool as anything "fancy some breakfast?"
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
seth - 'we are going to have sex tonight'
girl - "we are?!?!"
seth - 'yes, im stronger than you'
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
seth - 'we are going to have sex tonight'
girl - "we are?!?!"
seth - 'yes, im stronger than you'

[Edited on 12-11-2007 by dave17]


gospel
Matt H
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Just give her two tickets to the gun show

"Whaddya say we go out sometime? Have some chicken, maybe some sex, y'know, see where things go"
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Just give her two tickets to the gun show

"Whaddya say we go out sometime? Have some chicken, maybe some sex, y'know, see where things go"


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dave17
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12th Nov 07 at 19:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
quote:
Originally posted by dave17
seth - 'we are going to have sex tonight'
girl - "we are?!?!"
seth - 'yes, im stronger than you'

[Edited on 12-11-2007 by dave17]


gospel


would it work on you?
andy1868
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worked for eck
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
worked for eck


Yeah, you and him have that specail something dont you.
Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
seth - 'we are going to have sex tonight'
girl - "we are?!?!"
seth - 'yes, im stronger than you'

[Edited on 12-11-2007 by dave17]

FLOL

i love dave
andy1868
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yeah, he's a dreamboat

edit: eck, not dave



although...

[Edited on 12-11-2007 by andy1868]
Tom
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I'm speaking to a girl on facebook at the minute who i've shared the odd fumble with, the way she is talking is making me think most girls would like dave suggestion on chatting up

Filth
Robbo
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Do the spiderman, that'll give ya some idea
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
I'm speaking to a girl on facebook at the minute who i've shared the odd fumble with, the way she is talking is making me think most girls would like dave suggestion on chatting up

Filth
Which one T-dizzle?
Lawrah
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Yeah lets all long on facebook and join in!
Robbo
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Are you on Facebook Lawrah?
Tom
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I'm not saying

Lawrah can I be your friend on facebook please, I wana view your pics
CorsAsh
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You can borrow my Prodrive jacket Andy, wear it around her and she'll be wetter than an otter's pocket when she knows you drive an Impreza.
CorsAsh
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Orrr, play up to the boy band thing. Pay some teenage girls to run after you asking for autographs, she'll come across to see what the fuss is about and you can give her an autograph and your number.

Foolproof.
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Ask her if she's ever had her tits weighed? Then fondle them & shout WEYYYYYY!!!
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quote:
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Are you on Facebook Lawrah?


Yes, are you.
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mattk
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say to her I bet you a quid I can make your boobs wobble with out touching them

grab her tits and wobble them,

Hand over the quid and say I lost the bet
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PMSL
Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
Do the spiderman, that'll give ya some idea


andy1868
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that has to work ash, its hangs together so perfectly well

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